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AngelwithaSecret*
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September 21, 2013 1:06am UTC

Me: *hovers mouse over 'Witty' word*
Me: WHY ARE NEVERENDING PING PONG B.ALLS BEING THROWN AT ME?!
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kelly*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 1:18am UTC

boys are so annoying, why can't we just replace them with minions instead

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kelly*
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September 21, 2013 1:20am UTC

iOS8 will be out by the time iOS7 finishes downloading

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Me: *scrolling through someones Witty*
Me: *Sees bands they like*
Me: I love you.
Me: Let's get married.
Me: I don't care if you're a 782 year old woman from Narnia.
Me: Please.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 7:57pm UTC

How to attract the common white girl:
- Sit in a circle of uggs
- Pour Starbucks all over yourself
-Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud
- Sit and wait

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Eli22b
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August 9, 2013 4:54pm UTC

We accept the food we think we deserve.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 3:14am UTC

Fav this if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Everything I hate: Volume One
- Slow wifi
- No wifi
- Most people in my town
- Close minded people
- Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
- People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
- People who think having more money makes them better than everyone
- People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
- People who have to argue with everything
(ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
- Slow lines at the store
- Pepsi max
- When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
- When you press send but it doesnt send
- When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid"
- Teachers who hate you for no reason
- The mini candy bars
- Studying
- Summer homework
- Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
- People who snoop through my phone
- Sneaky parents
- Hypocrites
- Probably you lol

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Something to know:
If you insult me I'm either going to be really sarcastic or insult you a hundred times worse.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Today I learned that
if you murder someone on an unregisterd boat in international waters, then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to one legal system. Then you can't be prosecuted for their murder.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC

"If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Zayn and Perrie are engaged and
I'm not oK I REPEAT ELI ISNT OK WHERE IS MY FOOD IM NOT OK STOP WHY WHAT WHY NO IM NOT OK I REPEAT NOT OK

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:48am UTC

Some fashion tips for this coming school year:
- Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.
- Sparkly Uggs are even worse
- Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy
- Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.
- Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you
- Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.
- Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow
- I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it
- Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants
- I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:43pm UTC

If I ever become famous I'm going to make a Tumblr account and just post selfies only on that account and nowhere else and I won't say that it's me running the account and everyone will just be like "Where do you get all these pictures???" and I'll just sit there like "hehe"

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:10pm UTC

I miss you,
but I'd rather not bother you.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:06pm UTC

I’m the kind of girl that would eat
Doritos on her wedding day and
accidentally wipe her hands on her
dress

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Be real, because a mask only fools people on the outside. Pretending to be someone you're not takes a toll on the real you, and the real you is more important than anyone else.
~•Alex Gaskarth

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 3:51pm UTC

Why is everyone freaking out about Raven Symone coming out? Like, I thought she came out a year or two ago omg what

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absent *
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 4:36pm UTC

And we dream of the day, when our kids can play
In the streets with no fear of them being taken away
Fathers raise their sons with respect and love
Handle anger and pain with no need for no guns
If we hope to be free it takes you and me
To start over here and now
'Cause this world is, the way it is, it's how we raise our kids.

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fighting_to_live
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Is there seriously a need?
Do you have to make a person feel even worse about themselves than they already do?
Do you have to pick out every flaw, every insecurity, every imperfection?
Do you have to reduce someone to nothing but tears, make them feel even more worthless, is there seriously a need?
Why do you have to make me hate myself more than i already do?
Why?

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