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  1. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    Over half of chefs
    are men.
    So technically
    >>THEY
    belong in the
    kitchen.

  2. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    No matter how fast you run,
    The serial killer will always walk faster than you.
    =|

  3. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    Money can't buy happiness
    But it can buy llamas.

    Which is pretty much the same thing.

  4. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    ♥------------
    Real girls aren't Perfect
    Perfect girls aren't Real.
    ------------♥

  5. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    You can spend the night
    but stay the hell off
    ‘my’ side of the bed.

  6. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    If you take time to smell the roses
    sooner or later you'll inhale a bee and die.

  7. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    My heart ?
    Yeah.
    Not a playground

  8. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:44pm UTC

    There are two types of teenagers in high school;
    Those who are obsessed with acting like little kids again,
    And those who are obsessed with the process of making little kids.

  9. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    There's no such thing as an automatic
    door, just gentlemen ninjas.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  10. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    CALL THE MEDICAL HOTLINE!
    Hello and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
    If you are obsessive compulsive press one repeatedly
    If you are co-dependent ask someone to press two for you
    If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6
    If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call
    If you're delusion press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother-ship
    If you're schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you what number to press
    If you are depressed it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you
    If you're dyslexic press 69696969
    If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep
    If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later
    If you have low self-esteem, hang on all our operators are too busy to talk to you

  11. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    I find"good morning"
    Contradictory.

  12. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    The hardest battle you're ever going to fight
    ...is the battle to just be you.

  13. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Don’t be
    Forgettable

  14. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 4:29pm UTC
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  15. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    He lied to you a thousand times. He hurt you twice as much as that and
    you’re going to tell me you still love him?
    For what,
    breaking your heart?

  16. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 7:58pm UTC

    Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
    So love the people who treat you right and forget the ones who don’t.
    And believe that everything happens for a reason.
    If you get a chance take it.
    If it changes your life,let it.
    Nobody said it would be easy,
    Just that it would be worth it.

  17. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    “Who’s laughing now.”
    “Yeah. Still me.”

  18. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I don't need to flirt.
    I will seduce you with my
    awkwardness.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    .

  19. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    Phobia #3
    Allodoxophobia;
    The fear of other peoples opinions

  20. VioletVixen VioletVixen
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Phobia #2
    Atelophobia;
    The fear of imperfection

:)

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