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VictoriaSwift

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Member Since: 25 Apr 2011 08:53pm

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                   HEY  ITS  VICTORIA!!!


My name is Victoria! Im im hight school and i live in the Southen Hemesphere!


I love taylor swift and i love Witty! Please Follow and check out my Quotes!
  1. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 1:41am UTC
    today at school i was the only one with ''Witty <3'' on my hand :(

  2. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:02am UTC
    ATTENTION WITTY GIRLS 2
    I'd love to know who's on witty.
    So for, May 13 (5/13/11),
    Could everyone put " Witty ♥ " On their right hand?
    I'm sure you'd all love to see fellow witty girls around.
    I hate to ask for faves, because it's one of my pet peeves,
    But if you see this quote, could you please fave it? Or jock it?
    If you jock it, get the date right.
    I want to get the word out. ♥
    tee hee. just re-posting :D

  3. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:38am UTC
    I never got a present for Christmas......
    because my parents believed in Santa as well.

  4. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:16am UTC
    Put 'witty <3' on ur fav hand on may 13th and see ur witty sisters

  5. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 6:38am UTC
    Beyonce: Hey Justin, do you want to sing one of my songs at my concert??
    Justin Bieber: Yeah, i would love to!! what song??
    Beyonce: ok the song is 'if i was a boy"
    Justin Bieber: ....
    -got it from facebook

  6. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 5:13am UTC
    Don't fav this!
    -reversecycology

  7. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 5:05am UTC
    The moment when you spell "does" wrong and someone asks
    "what does dose mean?".

  8. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 5:01am UTC
    When someone yells heads up, stick your head up and blame them for misleading you.

  9. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 3:37am UTC
    friends are closest to me

  10. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 2:24am UTC
    A first grade teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said, "I'm holding something behind my back. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?"
    Billy's hand went up and he asked, "Is it a baseball?"
    "No, Billy," replied the teacher, "It's not a baseball. But you're thinking, and I like that."
    Suzy's hand went up and she asked, "Is it an orange?"
    "No, Suzy," replied the teacher, "It's not an orange. But you're thinking, and I like that."
    Then Johnny spoke up: "Hey, teach, I don't know what you got in your hand, but I got something for you in my pocket. It's long and hard and pink on one end."
    Shocked, the teacher cried, "Johnny, that's disgusting! You march yourself to the principals office right this instant!"
    "Hey, relax," said Johnny. "I was talking about my pencil... But you're thinking, and I like that."

  11. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 6:02am UTC
    Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
    Teacher: no, of course not.
    Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

  13. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

  14. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    The use of Google maps
    10% searching for a place
    89% looking at your house from above
    1% other

  15. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:28am UTC
    Phone typo 3
    fred: hey lets mug a random person like we always to!
    adam: what we've never done that are you crazy?!?
    fred: i mean hug!! stupid auto-correct!!

  16. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Phone typos 2
    Andrew: hey my grandmother is in the hospital, i hope she gets better.
    Nick: i hope she dies :)
    Andrew; WHY DO U WANT MY GRANDMOTHER TO DIE?!?!?! AND THEN YOU SMILE ABOUT IT!!!!!
    Nick: i meant does! i hope she does! dam auto-correct!

  17. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 2:43am UTC
    stupid test
    whats 6 x 6?
    highlight answer from left to right:
    a) 18
    b) 12
    c) 36 you failed the test, you do what ever a stranger tells you to do. so gullible.

  18. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 2:24am UTC
    If you are thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love. <3

  19. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 2:08am UTC
    me: Wanna hear a dirty joke??
    friend: Yes.
    me: Someone fell in dirt.

  20. VictoriaSwift VictoriaSwift
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

:)

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