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  1. Ayelelwayesay Ayelelwayesay
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2015 9:20am UTC
    No, we didn't date. Technically he wasn't an ex-boyfriend. But he was an ex-something, an ex-maybe. An ex-almost.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 9:26am UTC
    it takes a couple seconds to say hello, and forever to say goodbye.

  4. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 9:10am UTC
    It's a metaphor,you see; you put the
    textbook in front of you , but you don't
    give it the power to actually teach you anything

  5. DawnsAshes313 DawnsAshes313
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 5:22pm UTC
    "The best way to prevent a broken heart is to pretend not to have a heart one at all"

  6. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2014 9:46pm UTC


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Pale Perfection* Pale Perfection*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 9:09am UTC
    “Two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they’re born.”

    F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

  9. laura* laura*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 8:15pm UTC
    Don’t allow your wounds
    to turn you into a person you are not.

  10. Nicole* Nicole*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 6:59am UTC
     
    Sing for the lion and lamb
     

  11. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 8:03am UTC
    Me: I like cats better than dogs
    Tegan: I like cats and dogs
    Sean: I like bananas
    Me and Tegan stare at him
    Sean: wait are we talking about food
    Me: we are now

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Fragments From a Junior's Thoughts
    Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
    Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
    Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
    I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
    Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
    I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
    I'm so lost
    Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font

  13. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    She's dancing with strangers, she's falling apart.

  14. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 8:48pm UTC
    You're finding yourself falling for a guy, but he isn't doing things for you that you would do for him. And your mind wants you to think that he's the one, but is he really?
    You see, basically, you probably have a crush on a trash can.
    What if every time he didn't text you back, you received a slice of moldy bread?
    What if every time you saw him doing the special things he did with you, with another girl, you received an old banana peel?
    If you had to eat an almost empty box of stale cereal for every time he lied to you and ignored you, your teeth would break off because the cereal is rock hard.
    If you had a carton of rotten milk for every time he led you on, you'd probably die from the smell of that sh;t.
    If you're reading this with being able to relate to most of these situations, and you're still thinking,"Oh, well he's still so perfect", stop romanticizing a container of spoiled vegetables.
    No matter how mesmerizing his voice is, no matter how hot he may look with his hair a certain way, no matter how well he dresses, in the end, it's all...just...a pile of garbage.
    And if he ever does these things or anything else that makes you hurt, ask yourself: are you in love with a human, or are you in love with a pile of waste?
    You deserve better than a trashcan.

  15. trippyhippy trippyhippy
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 1:20am UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
    Walter: Josh?
    Josh: SHELDON!?

  16. EvakiLoveYo EvakiLoveYo
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 10:46am UTC
    If people ever saw
    my
    Google search history, they would be like:

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    somewhere
    there is a woman in china holding a
    black umbrella so she
    won't tast the salt of the rain when
    the sky begins to weep
    there is a 17 year old girl who smells
    like pomegranates and has summer air
    tight on her naked skin, wrapping
    around her scars
    like veins in a bloody garden, who
    won't make it past tomorrow
    there is a young man, who buys yellow
    flowers for the woman
    in apartment 84b, who learned braille
    when he realized she
    couldn't read his poetry about her
    white neck and mint eyes
    there are people watching films,
    making love for the first time,
    opening mail with the
    heading of 'i miss you', cooking
    noodles with
    organic spices aand red sauces, buying
    lemon detergent,
    ignoring 'do not smoke' signs,
    painting murals
    of his lips in abandoned warehouses,
    chewing
    the words 'i love you' over and over
    again, swallowing
    phone numbers and forgotten
    birthdays, eating
    strawberry pies, drinking white wine
    off of each
    others open mouths, ignoring the
    teleophone,
    reading this poem
    somewhere
    someone is thinking
    i'm alone
    somewhere
    someone finally understands
    they never really
    were
    (( poems from my uncles graves ))

  18. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 10:32am UTC
    “everyone's home life is unsatisfying. if it wasnt,
    people would live with their parents forever.”

  19. Sarah Elizabeth♡* Sarah Elizabeth♡*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 1:12am UTC
    I seem to always let this happen, I'm the one who finally snaps and then feels like the worst person. Now I'm mad at myself and worrying about what could be going through your mind.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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