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VickiGotSwag

1. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 3:43am UTC
   Girls Spend 10 Yrs Of Their Life
   Playing With Baribe Dolls
   The Next 10 Yrs Are Spent
   Trying To Look Like One<3
   
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2. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 12:51am UTC
   I HATE MY LIFE! said the 14 year old girl with blonde straight hair up to her butt and the most gourges blue eyes with the best tanned skinny body who layed on her queen sized bed inside her mansion with her iphone 5 in her hand about to text 5 of her clostest friends to go shopping and buy dresses for her birthday party tonight
   
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3. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2012 4:06am UTC
   Brother: Hey dad i got a girlfriend
   Dad: God Job Son!!
   Me: Hey dad i got a boyfriend
   Dad: *loads shotgun*
   
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4. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2012 4:04am UTC
   Scrolling through quotes on witty and
   seeing two people with the same format
   right near eachother and seeing if its
   from the same people
   
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5. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2012 4:02am UTC
   That akward moment when your friends
   are talking about bones that they broke
   in their body and you just sitting there
   like.. i broke a pencil once
   
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6. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 4:51am UTC
   I Dont Go In The Shower Cause Im Dirty I Go In There To Have A Break From Things And Think
   Anyone Else?! (:
   
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7. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 4:22am UTC
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   Please Comment A Song That Describes Your Life <3
   
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8. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 1:45am UTC
   Substitute Teacher :
   "Does you normal teacher let you do that?"
   Students:
   "YES..."
   Haha! Always Works ;)
   
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9. VickiGotSwag
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 1:35am UTC
   The Suite Life of Zack & Cody:
   The Only Place Where There Is A Dumb Asian And Smart Blonde<3
   [---♥---]
   nmq
   
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10. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:59am UTC
    You Wanna Fight?
    Really Whats The Worst You Can Do? Caps Lock Me To Death (:
    
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11. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:49am UTC
    There Are 4 Stages In Life.When You Believe In Santa, When You Dont Believe In Santa, When You Are Santa, And When You Look Like Santa (:
    ♥
    n Life
    
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12. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:54am UTC
    Dora: What Shape Is This?
    Me: A Puppy
    Dora: Thats Right A Circle!
    Me: WTF I SAID PUPPY
    Dora: Now What Colour Is This?
    Me: DONT TRY AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT IT WAS A PUPPY!!
    
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13. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:07am UTC
    Me: I Bet I Can Make You Say Purple!
    Friend: Go For It
    Me: Whats Da Colour Of Your Phone?!
    Friend:Pink
    Me: YAY I Knew I Could Make You Say Pink!
    Friend: You Said Purple?
    Me: And Thats How Its Done (;
    
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14. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:22am UTC
    Friend: Do You Have Braces?
    Me: Nahh I Ate A Transformer And Forgot To Floss
    
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15. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    A Person Came To My Door And Asked If I Could Donate
    To Da Local Swimming Pool.. So I Came Back
    Wiv A Glass Of Water (:
    
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16. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Does Anyone Else Go To Bed Wiv Two Socks?
    And Wake Up Wiv One?
    I Know I Do xD
    
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17. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    You Know Its Gonna Be A Great Story When It Starts Off Wiv
    So This B.i.t.c.h
    
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18. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Me And My Mates Are Total Gangsters Wiv
    Squirt Guns
    In One Hand And
    Candy Cigarettes
    In Da Other <3
    
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19. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Mum: Dont Have Such Attitude!
    Me: Its Not Attitude Its The Way I Am
    
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20. VickiGotSwag
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:09am UTC
    No No No Wait Up, I Dont Hate You, But If
    You Were On Fire And I Had Water
    I Would Drink It (;
    
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