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V_BallRocks36

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Member Since: 21 Dec 2004 01:39pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 18326

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Wow i've been a member for almost more than 4 months, and i only have 7 quotes!!!
  1. V_BallRocks36 V_BallRocks36
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2005 7:13pm UTC
    I wish i wish I was a fish.

  2. V_BallRocks36 V_BallRocks36
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2004 8:26am UTC
    I'm as happy as a pig eating bacon!

  3. V_BallRocks36 V_BallRocks36
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2004 8:12am UTC
    A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
    During one battle, the French captured an English Major.
    Taking the Major to their headquarters,
    the French General began to question him.
    The French General asked,
    "Why do you English Officers all wear red coats?
    Don't you know the red material
    makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
    In his bland English way, the Major informed the General
    that the reason English Officers wear red coats
    is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show
    and the men they are leading won't panic.
    And that is why from that day until now
    all French Army Officers wear brown pants.

  4. V_BallRocks36 V_BallRocks36
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2004 7:15pm UTC
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A No-eyed-deer! DUH!!

  5. V_BallRocks36 V_BallRocks36
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2004 7:14pm UTC
    If you were surrounded by twenty lions, fifteen tigers,and ten leopards, how would you get away from them?
    Stop the merry-go-round and get off!

  6. V_BallRocks36 V_BallRocks36
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2004 1:56pm UTC
    If you're ever feelin blue
    take a piece of sky
    and you will have sunshine
    on a rainy day
    when you have sky in your hands,
    you can't be much happier
    the sky is as soft as a worm, Fuzzy towel
    after you get out of a cold shower
    the sky tastes like smooth rich chocolate
    if you're ever hungry
    if you ever feel loney, or sad or scared,
    take your sky out and you have sunshine
    on a rainy day

  7. V_BallRocks36 V_BallRocks36
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2004 1:47pm UTC
    Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER....Eat more than 203 Chocolate Kisses in one setting!

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