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SuperNovaChic
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March 29, 2014 7:26pm UTC

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

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Overcast-Kid*
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October 5, 2013 12:01pm UTC

my brother made the mistake of asking me what a "fangirl" is.me:sit down and let me tell you a thing. every girl (roughly between the ages of 12 and 23) has a special organ in their body called the "fangirl organ". the organ stretches from the genitals, to the heart, and, in stronger cases, the brain. the organ causes a release of the chemical "fangirlium" in the blood when the subject sees or hears something that pleases them. (Typically, but not limited to, the chemical is released upon seeing or hearing a band, movie, television show, book, or actor or actress) this chemical can cause squealing, crying, shaking, extreme giddiness, or sexual arousal (if youre into that o.o). Because of that chemical, fangirlium, the girl (or boy) was given the title of "Fangirl". more often than not, The fangirl would be completely devoted to her reactor (the subject of the fangirling) and, in some extreme cases, views them as a God. the final attribute that defines a fangirl, is the little spark of hope that they have that continually makes the fangirl; The hope that, despite the odds,they will one day meet and court their reactor. my brother: ....

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happiest*
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October 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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paigexoxo
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October 7, 2013 2:30pm UTC

The boy in class who breaks out in song screaming "who do you think you are running around leaving scars.collecting your jar of hearts and tearing love apart." God I love my class

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 4, 2013 8:07am UTC

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jewish.
Jewish who?
Don't Jewish that Hi.tler was hot like me

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rbethanym
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October 4, 2013 8:09am UTC

Sometimes, I think of the sun and the moon as secret lovers
who rarely meet, always chase, and almost always miss one another.
But once in a while, they do catch up,
and they do kiss, and the world
stares in awe at their beautiful eclipse.
-tumblr

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 4, 2013 11:20am UTC

Who came up with the idea for football games?
"You know what sounds like a really good way to spend a Friday night? Let's invite another school over so we can make fun of them and beat them up while everyone cheers and dances for them! And then next week we can go to the other school so we can get mocked and beaten up while they cheer? Great plan!"

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BlackButterflies
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October 3, 2013 4:59am UTC

blair: lizzy, i think you're physically dyslexic
me: what
blair: you know, you try to pick up a glass and you end up accidentally knocking over the entire table and kicking someone in the face.

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*kawaii satan*
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September 15, 2013 8:33am UTC

i am so done with school.
when you have a problem, they don't care.
when you're fine, they treat you like you're insane.
homework? oh thanks, 7 hours of school wasn't enough
of course i'll get 10hrs sleep, not like i wanted a life
if you're not popular, you're nothing
if you are popular, you're a 'sl.u.t'
teachers don't teach properly and then blame us for failing
the only thing they care about is funding and parents' opinions
in some, you can't even wear what you want because that 'reflects badly'
all the 'a' students get the best teachers, the rest of us don't
they create an illusion that school isn't hell
want to know what the worst part is?
they don't tell you, but you are just a statistic to them.

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smitttty_29
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September 25, 2013 8:40pm UTC

i love how so many parents and teachers are still convinced that kids don't want to go to school because they don't like learning. it's like no you dips/hits it's because high school environments are fcking toxic and make kids want to off themselves stop degrading their intelligence and blaming it on the kids when IT ISN'T THEIR FAULT.

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happiest*
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September 26, 2013 2:16pm UTC

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that sh:t is scary

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happiest*
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September 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.

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Chris*
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September 14, 2013 1:50pm UTC

“There is no pretending,” Jace said with absolute clarity. “I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then.”
-The City of Glass

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