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VEckhard

1. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 4:08pm UTC
   Dear Teachers,
   Lets see we have 3 mins in the hallway and i am not popluar by far so its weried how i am over run by poeple shouting stufff at me.............we need more time so i can hear everyone and not get attack
   from the preson who comes to class sweating cause i just did a 5 hour workout in 3 mins
   
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2. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 3:53pm UTC
   R-A-P-E
   GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME :)
   ♥
   
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3. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 3:45pm UTC
   I Mentally Murder
   all the people I dont like.
   
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4. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 3:38pm UTC
   WARNING:
   BOYS MAY CAUSE ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING
   ⇒ Low Self-Esteem
   ⇒ Confusion
   ⇒ False Hopes
   ⇒ Tears
   ⇒ Wasted 11:11 Wishes
   ⇒ Paranoia
   ⇒ The Feeling You're Getting Played
   ⇒ Depression
   ⇒ Devastation
   Heartbreak
   All i have to say is to watch out
   nmq
   
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5. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 8:30pm UTC
   when i was a kid..
   shutup bro, i still do that.
   
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6. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   Who wore blue today to fight bullying?
   
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7. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 1:26pm UTC
   Am I the only one...
   Who still lies about there age at a restaurant just to get the kids meal?♥
   
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8. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 1:05am UTC
   I'm not bossy,
   I just know what you should be doing
   
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9. VEckhard
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 12:58am UTC
   Today i went and saw smurfs now i cant stop saying stuff like
   Smurftastic
   Smurfer
   Smurfes
   and other things that r basically smurf with a cool ending
   
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10. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Best Friend
    Life Saver
    Partner in Crime
    ♥
    not mine its beachbabe22s
    beachbabes22 not mine hers <dd
    
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11. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    It's funny how sitting boy girl, boy girl
    was a punishment when we were little.
    
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12. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    Nothing says sleepover like screaming girls and pillow fights.....
    
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13. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Dear chocolate bar,
    Please lose some calories so I can enjoy you without guilt.
    Sincerely, my thighs.
    
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14. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------------------
    I see the way you look at her,
    It's the same way I
    look at you....
    ---------------------------------------------------
    
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15. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    I'm waiting for the day when
    I get seriously injured or something bad happens to me
    Just to see who cares about me
    
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16. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 10:22am UTC
    You know your a volleyball player when...
    -u're not afraid to dive on a gym floor
    -you have blood stains on the inside and outside of your kneepads
    -you no longer feel uncomfortable wearing only spandex
    -you are tired of telling everyone why one girl on the team wear's a different color jersey than the rest
    -you get mad when people say "volleyball is easy"
    -you've tried setting into a volleyball hoop
    -you love those "ACE!" cheers
    -you know what those "other" lines are for in the gym
    -you have gotten spiked in the face at least once
    -you get really annoyed when someone kicks a volleyball
    -you've learned not to fight with the refs when they stop the game to make you sub-in "the right way"
    -you can't remember birthdays but you know the date of every game/tournament in the next month
    -you could probably beat anyone in wall-sits
    -you know the other meaning of pancakes
    -you agree with all these and could add 10 other things to add to this list :]
    
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17. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 10:12am UTC
    You know you're a volleyball player when...
    -You know a pancake is more than just something to eat.
    -You get really upset when someone kicks a volleyball.
    -You spike a piece of trash into the trashcan instead of shooting it.
    -The words “outside”, “middle” and “opposite” mean the world to you.
    -You don’t dribble balls, you smack them with the palm of your hand.
    When volleyball is more important than anything else.
    
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18. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:57am UTC
    Volleyball
    My coach always says it win the game....
    make the bodys hit the floor not the ball...
    now thats the key to winning
    <3
    
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19. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    tip to reduce weight
    turn your head to the left then turn your head to the right
    repeat this exercise every time someone offers u food
    
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20. VEckhard
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    U r a QT 3.14
    fave if u get it
    
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