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  1. shani3ce shani3ce
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 5:14am UTC
    If Things Didn't Change, We Wouldn't Have Butterflies x

  2. shani3ce shani3ce
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:16am UTC
    Hour
    Love’s time’s beggar, but even a single hour
    bright as a dropped coin, makes love rich.
    We find an hour together, spend it not on flowers
    or wine, but the whole of the summer sky and a grass ditch.
    For thousands of seconds we kiss; your hair
    like treasure on the ground; the Midas light
    turning your limbs to gold. Time slows, for here
    we are millionaires, backhanding the night
    so nothing dark will end our shining hour,
    no jewel hold a candle to the cuckoo spit
    hung from the blade of grass at your ear,
    no chandelier or spotlight see you better lit
    than here. Now. Time hates love, wants love poor,
    but love spins gold, gold, gold from straw.
    Carol Ann Duffy
    This is a poem i studied for my GCSE, one which i really enjoyed and thought id share it with you guys <3 x

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:29am UTC
    I would just like to thank all of my amazing fans
    I mean, followers.
    I totally meant followers.

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 12:38am UTC
    Happy Valentine's Day!
    "If you love someone
    give them a kiss.
    If you don't, make a voodoo doll of your ex
    and cast spells."
    ~Lady Gaga

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 5:22pm UTC
    "Oh, I blow kisses at all the boys because I'm so loveable"
    "There's a fine line between being loveable and being a slu.t"

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    If you ever feel stupid, just remember
    I'm Asian
    and I can't solve a rubik's cube

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Normal 11-12 year olds: I need a man who. . .
    Me:I need more avocado. . .

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:15am UTC
    Person:Wait, so are you Asian or Japanese?
    Me:Wait, so are you stupid or idiotic?

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
    guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    the person who invented marriage was creepy:
    "hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  15. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  16. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    i dont want to fall in love ever again
    11:33a
    why not?
    11:33am
    because of people like you.
    11:33am

  17. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Me: *Puts earbuds in*
    Me: *Turns up music really loud*
    Family: *Trying to talk to me*
    Me: *Sees mouths moving*
    Mom: *Yelling at me to take our earbuds*
    Me: What? o.e
    Mom: *Facepalm*

  18. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    If you bring me pizza
    I will literally marry you on the spot

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 7:47am UTC
    Tomorrow is the
    first blank page of
    a 365 page book.
    Write a good one.

  20. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 10:26am UTC
    witty is going to be a mess on new years eve.
    I mean think about everyone in different timezones so the brits will be like “HEY IT’S THE NEW YEARS GUYS!!” then the americans will be like “Nah man we got like 5 hours left.”
    Then the other half of america will be like “No” and the Australians will just be like “It’s January 2nd ???? ?”

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