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Member Since: 12 Dec 2011 12:39pm

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Hi, and welcome to UselessFacts! This account was made for the purpose of... well useless facts and information that will probably never help you in life! Very funny, right? Well, enjoy yourself. Have a look around. Fave, follow, comment. Whatever. Just have fun. ;)

HMU!
Check out my regular account, youdontknowme88. :)
  1. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.
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  2. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
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  3. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Honeybees have hair on their eyes.
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  4. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
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  5. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Almonds are members of the peach family.
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  6. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Chimps are the only kind of animal that can recognize themselfes in a mirror.
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  7. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Every year, Hawaii moves four inches closer towards to Japan.
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  8. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    North Dakota has never
    had an earthquake.
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  9. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 11:14am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    The average chocolate bar has eight insect legs in it.
    (I'm never eating chocolate again)
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  10. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 11:11am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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  11. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 11:01am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Illinois is the state with the most personalized license plates.
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  12. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:54am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.
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  13. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:52am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    There are no rats in the province Alberta, Canada.
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  14. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:51am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    38% of North America is wilderness. It's only 28% for Africa.
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  15. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:48am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Every day, more money is printed for the game Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
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  16. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:46am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Married men change their underwear twice as much as men who are not married.
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  17. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:44am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    The microwave was invented by accident when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation melted the chocolate bar he had in his pocket.
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  18. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:42am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
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  19. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:39am UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
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  20. UselessFacts UselessFacts
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    USELESS FACTS.
    Slugs have four noses.
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