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Urmysecret

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Member Since: 16 Jun 2012 06:03pm

Last Seen: 14 Aug 2012 06:14pm

user id: 309206

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  1. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    ily its a curse when I know imma be around you I have to rehearse wait hold on I think I forgot my purse LOL O YEA I DIDNT REHEARSE CUZ IM TO MEAN ITS A CURSE

  2. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    FRIEND: those quotes are stupid
    ME: what quotes
    FRIEND: the ones that say this quote does not exist
    ME: thats not a quote thats what happens when u delete a quote
    FRIEND:...o
    dedicated to charlie204501

  3. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand Creeeepy sorry guys, i hate these things but they scare the shizzle out of me

  4. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    THAT GIRL/BOY U WERE AFRAID TO ASK OUT KNOWS HOW YOU FEEL TRY AS DRAKE WOULD SAY YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE THAT'S THE MOTTO YOLO!!!!!!
    IF YOU THINK WHAT'S THE WORSE THEY COULD SAY... NO

  5. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    TO THE WINDOWWWW (\._.)\
    TO THE WALL (/._.)/

  6. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    I i'm not living life i'm not living right if you not by my side

  7. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    SCHOOL
    I HAVE NO WORDS

  8. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I CANT EAT III

  9. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    I BUST MY LIP...............................
    IT HURTS...
    BLOOD

  10. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    war doesn't determine who is right determines who is left

  11. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    NOTICE WHEN YOU AREN'T ALREADY SIGNED INTO WITTY IT SAYS YOU ARE SOOOO...
    ME: TYPE TYPITTY TYPE
    WITTY: SILLY YOUR ALREADY LOGGED IN
    ME: NO I'M NOT GOSH DUMMY

  12. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    DONT HOLD A GRUDGE OR ANYTHING OVER EACH OTHER'S HEAD

  13. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    IF U HAVE A TWIN DONT SAY SHE IS UGLY BECAUSE THEN YOU ARE CALLING YOURSELF UGLY AND WE ARE ALL MADE THE SAME SO DONT BE SELF CONCHESE

  14. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    HUNGER GAMES
    WHEN I WALK OUT THE STORE AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE KATNISS EVERDEEN AND SHE LOOKING AT ME I GOT A LOAF IN MY HAND AND I AINTS AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT IM PEETA AND I KNOW IT.

  15. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    LIVE
    YOUR
    LIFE
    ON
    PURPOUS

  16. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:56am UTC
    SONIC IS BETTER THAN FAST BECAUSE I LIKE THE WORD

  17. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:53am UTC
    HEY THERE!!
    I just met you so dont ask for my #

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