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ImOnlyATeen
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June 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

♥fav this. &I will follow you. im sick of my witty being boring

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iamme7
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June 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my d i ck

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yourcool
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June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
guy on phone: yes.
me: does it tickle when you walk?
guy on phone: *click*

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WonderfulLove
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June 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
I am so going to make my boyfriend sing this to me every time I'm sick.

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伤*
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June 21, 2012 1:32pm UTC

"How do tell a girl you're not intrested"
Harry: i once told someone i was gay
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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LandonIsWitty
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June 21, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Hey, you.
Yes, you!
Don't scroll down just yet.
I have something to say!
I know who you are.
Not in a creepy stalker way,
But more like this:
You're probably a teenage girl.
You're probably in love with a guy,
And he probably doesn't know it.
And when you look in the mirror,
You don't love what you see.
You wish you had different hair,
Or prettier eyes,
Or a smaller nose.
You wish your chest wasn't flat
Or that your skin was perfectly tan.
You wish you were popular,
Or had a bunch of nice clothes,
Or someone to hang out with.
You go to witty when you're down,
Or lonely,
Or bored.
You smile, but it's fake sometimes.
And you need someone to tell you this:
You are beautiful.
Just the way you are.
And if you ever doubt that,
Come talk to me.
I will do everything i can
To change your mind.
I believe in you, and everything you do.
I want you to be yourself.
Stay beautiful.
Stay you.
-♥- Landon

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jwizzy
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June 21, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Hey guys!
i n e e d your h e l p!
i m g r ounded the whole summer :(
i convinced my mom that if i get at least 100 favs she wi l l unground me
i swear this is r e a l :(
if your summer means alot to you as much as it does to me please help!

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kittykat_eyes
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:13am UTC

Dad: Be mature stop arguing with your 10 year old brother.
Me: He was hitting me!
Dad: BE MATURE HE IS 10!
Me: So?
Dad: Your older so act like that, he's 10 and your 16.
Me: And your 45 arguing with a 16 year old
Dad: ........

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Anthony23
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June 21, 2012 1:11am UTC

click to see this quote

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AlNicholas

posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC

if crying burnt calories, I'd be a supermodel

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 4:12pm UTC

You better
take good care of your eyes, because they're
the only balls you've got...
-Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

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伤*
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:47pm UTC

"We don't mind having haters,
As long as we have our girls,
we are strong."
- Zayn Malik ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:23am UTC

Louis Tomlinson Fact #63
"Whenever me & Eleanor are having an argument, I always let her win. Seeing her smile is like winning for me."
~ Louis Tomlinson
❤
dying. of. sweetness. overload. :'D

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Xxanni12
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC

The True Beauty Challenge.
The rules:
For one day you're not allowed wear makeup, tight clothes, short clothes or straighten/curl your hair.
You have to wear sweatpants, a loose top, a baggy jumper, ugg boots, throw your hair up in a ponytail or a messy bun and write 'True Beauty' on your wrist.
You aren't allowed fake anything, no faking a smile, no pretending to like somebody, no pretending to be somebody you're not.
You be your true self for a full 24 hours.
I made this up myself! Please help spread the word!
-Lil_JLSter

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pleasespeaktomyface
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June 21, 2012 9:51am UTC

Me: What do you do if you like a boy?
8-year-old cousin: You tell him.
Me: Well what if he doesn't like you back?
Cousin: You kill him.
Me: That's my girl.

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edawgg
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June 21, 2012 10:50am UTC

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishent.
♥

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pleasespeaktomyface
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June 21, 2012 12:02am UTC

Akon wanted freedom, so he named his album "Freedom."
Madonna wanted to live an American life, so she named her album "American Life."
Eminem wanted to recover, so he named his album "Recovery."
Justin Bieber 's newest album is named "Boyfriend." Need I say more?
(OneDirection)

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sharkk
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June 21, 2012 10:40am UTC

Mindy: I GUESS WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND NOW
Josh: FINE!
Mindy: FINE!
Josh: ONLY ONE CONDITION!
Mindy: WHAT?
Josh: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND!
gotta love drake and josh c: nmf
nmq c:

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BravoSierra
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June 21, 2012 11:14am UTC

Please pray for Andrew.
20 hours ago, Andrew left his home in a huff. He was mad at his mother and just needed to get out. He disappeared with his bike, but no money and no water in 100 degree weather. Four hours passed, and nothing turned up. We assumed he had biked to his youth group, but had no way of knowing for sure. When the time for youth group came and went, there was still no sign of him. After 8 hours of Andrew being gone, a party went out to search for him with no luck. The police were called. They searched all night with no luck. All the area hospitals were called, thinking maybe he passed out of heat stroke. There was no luck. His mother went to bed frantic, but of course no body slept that night. Now 20 hours have passed, still with no sign of Andrew. Keep him in your prayers, and hope that he will be found.

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cheetah678
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June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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