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UnstoppableChaos

  1. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    A little voice came on the phone,
    said, "Daddy, when you coming home?"
    He said the first thing that came to his mind
    I'm already there.
    Take a look around,
    I'm the sunshine in your hair
    I'm the shadow on the ground
    I'm the whisper in the wind
    I'm your imaginary friend
    And I know I'm in your prayers
    Oh, I'm already there.♥

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
    *Table breaks*

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    The nicest people I've ever
    met were covered in
    tattoos and piercings. The
    most judgemental people
    I've met are the ones who
    go to church every Sunday.

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 9:35am UTC
    SOMETIMES PEOPLE WHO
    are thousands of miles apart can make you feel better than people right beside you

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
    Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Did you know that cats rub their faces
    against things
    that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
    you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
    like wow thank you cat

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  9. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

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