Okay, this gay marriage fight is getting out of hand. If you don't like gay marriage, keep it to yourself. If you do like gay marriage, keep it to yourself. OH HEY LOOK. No more fighting. Problem freaking solved.
Me: *gets done with work* Teacher: Hey, why don't you have fun? Go on some websites! What is that one called? Witty? Me: *stands up and walks out of the classroom* WHAT IS WITTY?! WHAT IS THIS WITTY YOU SPEAK OF!? The teachers are on to us...