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  1. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    April 4, 2013 10:51am UTC
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  2. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    April 4, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Okay, this gay marriage fight is getting out of hand.
    If you don't like gay marriage, keep it to yourself.
    If you do like gay marriage, keep it to yourself.
    OH HEY LOOK.
    No more fighting.
    Problem freaking solved.

  3. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 10:44am UTC
    Me: *gets done with work*
    Teacher: Hey, why don't you have fun? Go on some websites! What is that one called? Witty?
    Me: *stands up and walks out of the classroom* WHAT IS WITTY?! WHAT IS THIS WITTY YOU SPEAK OF!?
    The teachers are on to us...

  4. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    April 3, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Those goosebumps you get,
    When you listen to good music.

  5. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    When you're the single one out of the group, just remember,
    God is saving you for someone special.

  6. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    Hello, my name is Dory!
    Hello, my name is Dory!
    who are you?!

  7. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Guess what?
    Chicken butt.
    Best joke in Elementary school.

  8. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    March 28, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    So...
    They can ban Facebook, but not Witty?
    Bad choice High School...
    Bad choice...

  9. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    My friend: Say the ABC's backwards!
    Me: Z, Y, X, W-
    Her: NO! You're doing it wrong.
    I still don't know what the heII she's talking about...

  10. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Isn't it weird,
    How you can love someone so much, but they have no feelings for you?

  11. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    P. Sherman 42 Walaby Way Sydney.
    Yet I still can't memorize my own address...

  12. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    Me: *In Bathroom Shaving My Legs*
    Mom: *Knocks on door* What are you doing in there?!
    Me: Oh you know, just, feeding my squirrel.

  13. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    December 17, 2012 9:33pm UTC
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  14. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    November 25, 2012 12:57am UTC
    Plot Twist: Steve likes One Direction.

  15. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    November 25, 2012 12:54am UTC
    Plot Twist: Steve likes One Direction.

  16. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    November 25, 2012 12:48am UTC
    If you can say it through the internet,
    But not to my face,
    I automatically think of myself as,
    The Bigger Person

  17. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Witty.
    The only place I can be proud to be on someone 72nd profile page.
    Nmf

  18. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    November 17, 2012 7:58pm UTC
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  19. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
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    November 12, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Row, row, row your boat gently off a cliff.
    Keep on falling,
    and falling,
    and falling,
    and falling,
    And now you're dead you little twit.
    nmf/mq

  20. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 11:11am UTC
    I don't see how Phineas and
    Ferb get away with everything.
    I mean seriously?
    Imagine how high their bills are.

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