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UnicornHipster


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    ♥Here's to the kids
    who care more about music
    than popularity.

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Making unecessary noises
    when you're bored.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i really don’t understand
    how a lot of you are single
    because you’re all attractive
    and have good music taste
    like what more do people want

  5. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    If someone points at
    you ,laughs and then calls you a loser infront of everyone .
    Heres what you say ;
    " i'm sorry but you've mi st a ken me for your m i rr o r ." ♥

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    I get jealous when
    Someone else has your attention. It's not even because I'm needy or insecure, but I don't want someone else to realize how amazing you are and them to steal you away from me. I just really don't want to lose you to someone else. You mean too much to me for that to happen.

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO m

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    I have a friend and her mom forced her to go to church against her will.
    When the holy water at the church touched her skin, she screamed "It burns." Long story short, she isn't allowed back in that church anymore.

  9. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I hate school
    It's stressful and you have to wear pants

  10. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    What a lovely winter we're having
    this spring.

  11. JesusSaves JesusSaves
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 9:00am UTC
    Dont't let the time end!
    before it's too late and you will be regret!.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    * uncle drving me to school *
    Me: ACK!!!! ROADKILL!!
    Uncle: Ooh a speedbump
    LOL

  14. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    TGIF
    This week has been so long
    Ready to relax

  15. alishaa👽* alishaa👽*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 6:59am UTC
    Imagne being stuck in a room with the person you hate more than anything.
    They make you feel...worthless...useless...pathetic.
    They hurt you again and agian. They try to kill you but you don't stop them.
    That room is your mind
    That person is you.

  16. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    I just found out google is a stalker

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    Tonight i was at the hospital and they saw the finger marks from his hands on my neck. I ran out afraid because she asked if she could ask me some questions. I ran out and left quickly, and i pulled over to the train tracks and i parked on them, i was just sobbing. i pulled to the side and got out and was walking on them, mindlessly just hoping it would kill me. All of a sudden i heard the sounds on the wheels on the metal tracks and i stopped and turned to stare at it. It was a good distance away but the tracks were straight so i could see it come. I pulled myself together and put in my mind not to move. As the whistle blared i stumbled out of the way and ran from it. Face it, i'm not even ma enough to kill myself.

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    Don't forget me.

  19. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    Perks Of Dating Me
    -I don't really have friends so I'll
    have a lot of time for you.
    - I can't really cook but i know how
    to order pizza really well.
    -I kinda know how to cuddle.
    -Idk??
    tumblr

  20. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:07pm UTC
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    THe PaTH To Heaven runs
    THrougH MILes oF cLouDeD HeLL
    -Imagine Dragons ♦
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