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UnicornAteMyTaco

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Member Since: 18 Oct 2010 04:28pm

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I love you <3

I'catca grenade, for you-
 love is just a word, that doesnt mean a thing.
and i'm just another shitty exscuse for a teenager.
Please don't judge me;; If you do I'll be a bitch right back-
if you can tell me who I am, that be fantastic cause i'd like to know.
i l l k e e p b r e a t h i n g ; every once in a while at least.           ♥
& there's no one i can currently trust.
" people haven't always been there for me, but music has "
life moves on, time heals wounds.
i'm still learning about this thing we call life, & i'm trying my best.
i look to witty for inspiration-
but don't we all ?


 
 



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  1. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    I have screwed up 81% of my teenage life (:
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [ x ] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 4
    [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far:7
    [x] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 12
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 15
    [x ] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 19
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [ x ] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x ] Given a teacher "the finger" when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 21
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [ x ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 27
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up _81%__ of my teenage life."

  2. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    No, I'm not okay, I feel so lonely. I feel like theres nobody out there for me. I want you , I want you so badly. I want you to be there for me no matter what happens. I want to love you. I... I hate that you don't care about me like I care about you...

  3. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
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    December 20, 2010 9:49pm UTC
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  4. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    AND TO BE HONEST...
    If He Said:
    baby, please take me back,
    I messed up and
    ***I Love You***
    I would take him back...

  5. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    So im trying to convince my parents to either let me get snakebites, a Monroe piercing, or an industrial bar... but not to sure on which one .. help?

  6. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 5:55pm UTC
    I need you more than anything
    I love you more than anyone and I always will. You make me happier than anyone and I hate when you're not around. I know you'll probably never love me, but I'll keep hoping and waiting and maybe someday it'll pay off. I love you too much to give up on us being together. Someday you'll find a girl that you never wanna lose, and I pray to God that that girl will be me. Hopefully someday you'll see that the girl you love was right there in front of you the entire time.

  7. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 3:27pm UTC
    I am afraid of 68 things out of the common 72
    [x ] the dark
    [x ] staying single forever
    [x ] being a parent
    [x ] giving birth
    [ X] being myself in front of others.
    [x ] open spaces
    [x ] closed spaces
    [ x] heights
    [x ] dogs---certain ones.
    [x ] birds
    [x ] fish---swimming with them
    [X] spiders
    [ ] flowers or other plants
    [ ] being touched
    [ ] fire
    [x ] deep water---if it's dark at the bottom
    [X] snakes
    [ ] silk
    [x ] the ocean
    [X ] failure
    [ ] success
    [x ] thunder/lightning
    [ x] frogs/toads
    [x ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
    [x ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
    [X] rats
    [ X] jumping from high places
    [ ] snow
    [ ] rain
    [ ] wind
    [x ] crossing hanging bridges
    [X] death
    [ ] heaven
    [X] being robbed
    [ X] falling
    [X] clowns
    [x ] dolls
    [x ] large crowds of people
    [ ] men
    [ ] women
    [x ] having great responsibilities
    [x ] doctors, including dentists
    [X ] tornadoes
    [ X] hurricanes
    [X] incurable diseases
    [X] sharks
    [x ] Friday the 13th
    [X] ghosts aka spirits or dead souls
    [x ] poverty
    [ ] Halloween
    [ x] school
    [x ] trains
    [ ] odd numbers
    [ ] even numbers
    [x ] being alone
    [X] becoming blind
    [X] becoming deaf
    [x ] growing up
    [X] creepy noises in the night
    [X] bee stings
    [x ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [x ] needles
    [x ] blood
    [x ] dinosaurs
    [x ] the welcome mat
    [ X] high speed
    [x ] throwing up
    [x ] falling in love
    [ x] super secrets
    If you repost this, it's been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears"
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
    If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
    If you get 10-20, you are normal.
    If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
    People who don’t have any are liars

  8. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 3:12pm UTC
    and to be honest ;
    i just want you back .
    i miss you
    i miss your hugs
    i miss your smile
    i miss the cute little things
    i miss the countless i love you's
    i miss our kisses
    i miss our convo's
    i miss us
    i miss everything .
    but most of all . . .
    i miss the one i truly loved
    the one who left,
    and now hes never coming back
    i miss you </3

  9. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 11:57pm UTC
    Theres what, 6.8 billion people in the world right now?
    And yet, all i want is you... ♥

  10. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 1:52am UTC
    You have the key to my heart ...
    its your choice on what you do with it ... ♥

  11. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 1:12am UTC
    His love is like woe ... /:

  12. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 5:41pm UTC
    k. 81% emo.
    [x] Music is life.
    [x] I write poetry/song lyrics.
    [x] My hair covers part of my face
    [x ] I wear band shirts
    [ ] I know who Jeffree Star is.
    [x] I wear/wore converse.
    [x] I wear/wore vans.
    [x ] I wear/wore eyeliner
    [ ] I have/had my lip pierced
    [ ] I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual, and Saliva.
    total= 7
    [] I’m in a band.
    [ x] My screen name had an x in it
    [] I like My Chemical Romance
    [x] I also like Green Day
    [] I know what mosh means.
    [x ] I sit in corners often.
    [ ] I hate MTV.
    [x] I take pictures of myself a lot.
    [x] Especially ones where you can’t see my whole face.
    total = 12
    [x] I am lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
    [x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
    [x] I have no issues with bi/gay people
    [x ] I hate the president.
    [ ] I have/had a mohawk.
    [x] I’ve worn black nail polish.
    [ ] I like slipknot..
    [x] I hate where I live.
    [x ] Black is a great color
    total= 19
    [x] Right now I am listening to music
    [ ] I know what hxc and sxc means.
    [ ] Myspace = love
    [ x] Hot Topic doesn’t scare me.
    [x ] I wear/wore studded belts.
    [ ] I’ve cried while listening to Hawthorne Heights.
    [x] For girls: I have kissed another .
    [ ] For Guys: I have worn girls jeans.
    [x ] I have dyed my hair black.
    [x ] cry a lot
    [x] I write on myself.
    [x]I’ve been called emo before.
    total= 27
    add all of the totals together
    multiply your result by 3
    reblog as % Emo.

  13. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 7:04pm UTC
    I love the way you lie... </3

  14. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 11:49am UTC
    And if i started to cry
    would you just hold me like you use to?

  15. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 11:46pm UTC
    True love?
    Months after they broke up, he asked her if he ever crossed his mind , She replied with “You never left…..”
    - Then she asked him if he still loved her , he said; ” I never stopped “

  16. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 11:44pm UTC
    I can’t promise you a perfect relationship without arguments over our differences & trust issue’s , But I can , However , Promise you as long as you’re trying , I’m staying <3

  17. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 11:42pm UTC
    Rose’s are red,
    Violets are blue;
    I don’t even know why I wasted my time on you .
    I told you I loved you , & yet it was true .
    Funny thing is , y o u lied as you said ” i love you too ” .. </3

  18. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 11:40pm UTC
    Your arms around me tight;
    Everything.. Just felt so right

  19. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 11:36pm UTC
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  20. UnicornAteMyTaco UnicornAteMyTaco
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 11:33pm UTC
    I’ve never fell so hard so fast as I have with him. I wish there were a way to show him this.

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