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  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the restroom?
    Teacher: What for?
    Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, B*TCH WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

  2. cirkel96 cirkel96
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Oh you think the bands I listen to suck?
    All Time Low: "Shooting for the stars, desperately reaching for something in the dark, pictures of memories buried in my heart, lie awake and dream of the endless possibilities, catch my breath and go for it, take apart everything that's holding me down"
    My Chemical Romance: "Do or die, you'll never make me, because the world will never take my heart, though you try you'll never break me, we want it all, we wanna play this part, won't explain or say I'm sorry, I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar"
    Mayday Parade: "You got here just in time, to let me know I was worth saving, it's nothing more than for the heart, too proud to breathe, but I'm too scared to say the things worth saying"
    We Are The In Crowd: "And here's the part where I start to make my own dam* decisions, and make a name for myself, I'll never be what you want, I wouldn't change any part of me, just to make you stay"
    Falling In Reverse: "I tell the truth, I've been beaten, I've been bruised, I've been left for dead as well, I've been wrongfully accused, you left me locked inside that cell, I've been cheated, I've been sued, but I have lived to tell, the more you kick me when I'm down, the more it truly helps"
    Set it Off: "We wear shirts spelling live and love, it's so ironic when we choose none of the above"
    Marianas Trench: "And I cut myself so I could feel something I know is not a lie, that one stings a little, I'm always in the middle, I don't expect but try me, and you will always find me here, this is where I scream from"
    Pierce the Veil: "I kissed the scars on her skin, you're still beautiful to me, and I don't ever want to lose my best friend."
    Sleeping With Sirens: "Remember when they said the things we wanted could never be done? Look who's laughing now. Look who's laughing now."
    Paradise Fears: "So catch this contagious, this daydreamers disease, and hope can be your sword, slaying darkness with belief, and we don't really care who you are, regardless of how lost you are returning from, regardless of how far, so bring me all the worst of your broken, bruised, insane, because that's the thing with music, when it hits you feel no pain"
    I'm sorry do their lyrics not have enough meaning for you?

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    "Dude, I wasn't that drunk."
    "You were cutting pineapples yelling,
    'SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!'"

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I am great in bed
    I can sleep for days.

  5. naomiyamel01 naomiyamel01
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    I hate when people pour my cereal
    They don't know the amount of milk I like
    They don't know how much cereal I want
    They don't know me
    They dont know my life
    They don't know what i've been through

  6. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 2:23pm UTC
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  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    how do you see yourself in 20 years?
    Niall: older

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    "When everyone’s stressed i try
    & make it a bit more happy
    and be a bit stupid and random."
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    (format credit to OneDirection)

  9. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun and not you.

  10. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Teacher: What happened in 1809?
    Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1819?
    Me: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

  11. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Friend: How old is your dad.
    Me: He is as old as I am.
    Friend: How is it possible?
    Me: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

  12. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    I mean, yes, I could've done my homework, but I also could've commited murder.
    So there's that.

  13. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    If my jokes offend you,
    1. I'm sorry.
    2. It won't happen again.
    3. 1 & 2 are lies.
    4. Goodbye.

  14. ArianaS ArianaS
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
    Me: Okay I got this
    Teacher: *calls your name*
    Me: Here
    Me: nailed it
    nmq

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    *CONVERSATION WITH DAD*
    Dad: So, I put Niall in as a write-in for president.
    Me: asdfghjkl! REALLY?!!
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: No.
    love you rach<3

  16. princessdie princessdie
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    If I ever have children:
    They will know how beautiful they are.
    There will be no scales in the house.
    The words 'diet' and 'fat' will be like swear words.
    They will never feel the way I feel.

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:10am UTC
    "What's your passion?"
    Niall: "Food and music."

  18. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC
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  19. That_music_girl That_music_girl
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    So today, our algebra teacher left the classroom for like 3 minutes.
    In that time, we managed to get the whole class to climb out the window.
    Her face when she saw the empty room-
    Priceless.

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Pedobear
    What's the hardest part of being a pédophile? Fitting in.
    1 hour ago ·0 comment · 69 Likes
    nmf/this was not meant to offend.

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