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  1. kaybe07 kaybe07
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    I just need someone to talk to...someone who will
    understand or at least try to..

  2. rainchaff rainchaff
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    JUST SEEN THE CATCHING FIRE TRAILER!
    I will now die in peace.

  3. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    You musn't be afraid to
    Dream a little Bigger,
    Darling.

  4. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    didn't your mama teach you if you have nothing nice to say don't say nothin at all?
    Well I sure wish my mama taught me to duct tape idiots muth shuts and slap them until they aplogize

  5. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    They tell you to be yourself
    then they judge you -_-

  6. ForeverLaura_x ForeverLaura_x
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    The only exercise I do..
    Is running to the charger when my laptops on 1%

  7. anorexia anorexia
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    i am just so tired
    all the time all i
    want to do is lay
    in bed a listen to
    music

  8. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    I'm the type of person who
    doesn't accept compliments
    but believes every insult.

  9. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    he's my best friend.
    key word: my.
    as in mine.
    so back the hel1 off,
    and have a nice day.

  10. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Whenever I mutter something completely innocent my parents always hear something worse.
    Me: Nevermind.
    Dad: Did you just call me annoying?!

  11. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    I just dropped my iPhone in the bath
    Now its syncing

  12. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    I WAS BROKEN, I WAS CHOKING, I WAS LOST, THIS SONG SAVED MY LIFE.
    I WAS BLEEDING, STOPPED BELIEVING, COULD'VE DIED; THIS SONG SAVED MY LIFE.
    I WAS DOWN, I WAS DROWNING, BUT IT CAME ON JUST IN TIME.
    THIS SONG SAVED MY LIFE.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  13. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    "Mommy,can you tell me how you met daddy?"
    "Well,son,[ludacris voice]when I was 13 I had my first love."

  14. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    And I'm jumping from guy to guy again..
    Sadly, even though I'm over you, I'd still take you back


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. XxCatchxMexX XxCatchxMexX
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Witty stop
    changing :(

  18. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:58am UTC
    The other day, a woman got wooden breast implants.
    A funny punchline would be good here,
    wooden t i t?

  19. Smartypants9 Smartypants9
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 2:48am UTC
    Just Gonna S ta nd There
    And watch me burn, Thats alright because i love the way you lie.
    ~ Rihanna.

  20. Greek_Directioner Greek_Directioner
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:03am UTC
    I'm in love with you
    And all your little things...
    Credit:WittyGirl2010

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