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UND3R
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 9:57am UTC

I see all these beautiful poetry on Witty
and I'm just here like,
"The cat had a hat."

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UND3R
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Me: *See a picture of a family on a bag of chips*
Me: Mom, how does this family represent tortila chips?
Me: They aren't even Mexican!

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UND3R
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Those commericals that look like they are informing you about a dangerous surgery that turn out to be advertisement for lawyers,
Are the reason I have
trust issues.

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UND3R
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:06pm UTC

In first grade, I thought I was the queen of comedy after telling a corny joke.
Then I learned sarcasm.

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UND3R
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:47pm UTC

You may be a loser
but you're my loser
&
Mine To Keep
Forever

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UND3R
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 9:46pm UTC

I w a n t t o t e l l y o u h o w I f e e l s o b a d l y
but I'm {afraid}
I'll get hurt
Afterwards

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UND3R
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 8:29am UTC

Yesterday I was sitting across from my friend, Joe, on a train. I was looking at him and then he looked back at me. He looked really shocked and surprised about something. I figured he finally realized that we were supposesd to be together. He came over and sat with me and we talked about life. It was all so perfect!
But then I woke up from my dream.

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UND3R
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 8:21am UTC

Which Disney Princess Are You?
Belle
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
[] You are not shy at all.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[x] You love to take care of people in need.
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
Total: 5
Rapunzel
[x] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil mother.
[x] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
[x] You can get really bored.
[x] You have very long hair.
[] Your hair is/was bright blonde.
[] You’re an artsy person.
[] You’re childish.
[] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.
[x] You care about others and their feelings.
[x] You like to follow the rules.
Total: 6
Alice
[] You have/had a pet rabbit.
[x] You love to play cards.
[x] You constantly know the time.
[x] You get yourself in sticky situations.
[] You have been to a court.
[] You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
[] You have had a tea party.
[] You like hats.
[] You’re late.
[] You know how to play croquet.
Total: 3
Jasmine
[x] You are very clever.
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[x] You don’t have a lot of (good) friends.
[x] You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy
[] Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 5
Megara
[] Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
[] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.
[x] You are very convincing.
[x] You have fallen in love before.
[] You have had your heart broken.
[x] You find an interest in Greek mythology.
[x] You lie sometimes.
[] You pretend to be someone you’re not.
[x] You have been used.
[x] Purple is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 6
Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[] You love to swim.
[] Your favorite animal is some sort of sea creature.
[x] You collect something.
[x] You have/had long hair.
[] You are adventurous.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
Total: 5
Aurora
[x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[x] You have a decent singing voice.
[] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
[] You spend most of your time outside.
[x] You’re adopted.
[] You’re very romantic.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 4
Cinderella
[] One of your parents is dead.
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[] You love to dress up.
[] You love animals.
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
Total: 3
Snow White
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] You’ve almost been killed.
[] You have at least seven good friends.
[] You’ve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[x] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 5
Tinkerbell
[] You get jealous easily.
[x] You loved your childhood.
[x] You like to fly.
[] You believe in magic.
[x] You’re 5’2” or under.
[] You hate pirates.
[x] You love sparkles.
[x] People underestimate you.
[] You get angry easily.
[] You have/had a treehouse.
Total: 5
Pocahontas
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[x] One of your family members is dead.
[x] Your parents are very protective of you.
[x] Someone you know has been in the war.
[] You love nature.
[x] You have/had black hair.
[] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[] You’re very adventurous.
Total: 5
Mulan
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[x] You have/had considered running away from home.
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
Total: 7
I am Mulan

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 9:44pm UTC

What Type of Wittier Are You?
Fancy Quote Maker
[] You got a top quote within your first ten quotes on the site
[] You have pictures up of you and/or your friends on your page
[x] The layout on your profile was made by you personally
[x] You know how to make borders
[x]You know how to do fades
[] You rarely post surveys or quizzes
[]You have a Tumblr account you use regularly [at least once a week]
[x] You have a picture as your profile default
[x]You use Facebook regularly
[x] You have a friend you met from another site or know in real life who has a witty
Total: 6
The Popular Wittier/One With All The Top Quotes and Followers:
[] You make fan art
[] You have a layout website or account
[] You have an account for either secrets or surveys or something else
[x] You have at least 100 followers
[x] You've had more than 5 quotes on the Top Quotes list (On my old account)
[x]You are crushing on someone and make a lot of quotes about him
[] You have a picture on your profile of you doing something in the summer
[] You have at least 1 witty hater
[] You get at least 3 comments a day on your profile or usually do
[] You like Jersey Shore or Pretty Little Liars
Total: 3
The Average Wittier:
[x]This is your only account
[x] You browse the top quotes every day
[x] Every once in a while you click 'newest' to see what's up there
[] You have between 20-50 followers
[x] You post quotes a couple of times a week
[] You don't have a picture up on your profile OR your picture is of something else other than you
[] You don't have a Tumblr
[] You know a minimal amount of HTML
[x] You write a lot of quotes about things that happen in your life
[]You have 1 or 2 people who post on your comments every few days or so
Total: 5
Which one is most like you? Fancy Quote Maker

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 9:34pm UTC

Life isn't about
finding yourself.
It's about
creating yourself.

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Difference between school and life:
School teachs you a lesson then gives you a test.
Life gives you a test that teachs you a lesson.

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 9:01pm UTC

I know you haven't made your mind up yet,
but I would never do you wrong.
I've known it from the moment that we met,
No doubt in my mind where you belong.
>>>♥<<<

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Happy, perky women on their periods on TV commericals are
the reason I have trust issues

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Today in science we were reviewing for finals with the person next to us. This guy named Gavin was next to me so we start reviewing. Then another guy named Justin comes over and starts to "review" with us. Jacob, yet another guy, turns around and joins our group. Finally, Carter, another boy, comes over and joins our group.
I asked why they were all around me and Carter says,
"Because we love you."
♥

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:33pm UTC

S o m e t i m e s
you have to be sad
to find
true happiness

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 2:19pm UTC

The heart is a muscle.
Everytime a muscle is torn it
g r o w s b a c k and becomes stronger.

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 9:55am UTC

You give
awkward
a bad name.

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UND3R
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 9:12pm UTC

I don't flirt
I seduce
w i t h
sarcasm