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TypicalMe

1. TypicalMe
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 3:00pm UTC
   Funny Things To Do On Google :
   Google "Do A Barrel Roll"
   When typing in searchbox, DONT TYPE ANYTHING and type I'm Feeling Lucky to see Google Doodles.
   Search "Google gravity" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
   Google recursion. Google suggests spelling even though you spelt it right.
   Google anagram and the spelling will be all muddled up.
   Go to Antartica on Google Maps, Street View, your peg man will turn in to a penguin.
   Type in Google Maps : Googleplex headquarters in Mountain View, California. Do Street View and go to Charleston Road.
   Google "Zerg Rush"
   Go on: www.google.com/doodles/30th-anniversary-of-pac-man and play Pac-Man!
   Search "find Chuck Norris" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
   Google "tilt" or "askew" on your computer.
   Google : (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
   Go on Google Translate and translate from English to German. Then type this in the box : pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk kkkkkkkkkk " It will sound as if the translator is beat-boxing when you click Listen
   Google "google sphere" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
   Google "The loneliest number"
   Google Binary, and it means 0 and 1. Look at the search results (the grey writing below the search box)
   Press all four arrow keys on a Youtube video to play a game of snake.
   Happy Searching :D
   Tell me what you think of them? x
   
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2. TypicalMe
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   November 3, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   y'know those days, and they just turn depressing and you have no idea why?
   
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3. TypicalMe
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   November 3, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   What am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and your okay?
   
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4. TypicalMe
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   November 3, 2012 1:18pm UTC
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5. TypicalMe
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   November 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC
   I have loved you for a thousand years..
   
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6. TypicalMe
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   November 3, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   I wish I was prettier, I wish I was thinner, I wish I was smarter, I wish I knew what it was like to fall inlove, I wish I was popular, I wish I was rich, I wish I lived a normal life and I keep on wishing and wishing and nothing happens. I'm stuck being ugly, fat, dumb, lonely, nerdy, poor and living my stupid life.
   
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7. TypicalMe
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   November 3, 2012 1:12pm UTC
   I wish.
   
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8. TypicalMe
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   October 3, 2012 3:15pm UTC
   Dear Future Husband,
   Things you need to understand about me:
   I can get pretty heartbroken easily, so please be careful with me. I'm very insecure and you will have to call me beautiful every day. You have to understand my love for music. You must be able to survive my hyper-moments and my random gibberish. You have to know that I'm a human not some toy. You have to say I am perfect and that you love me, even if I'm not perfect, still say it. You have to be there when I'm crying about how life is so unfair, and you have to hug me not grope me. But most importantly...
   You have to have wi-fi.
   
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9. TypicalMe
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   October 3, 2012 3:06pm UTC
   Me: Hm, I'll only go on Witty for five minutes... *Goes on witty*
   - 1 Hour Later -
   Me: Oooh, that would make a good quote, oooh thats a nice format, wow i need to do my profile soon, yaay notifications! woohoo!
   
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10. TypicalMe
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    October 3, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    I wonder how my pet sees everyone and the world...
    
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11. TypicalMe
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    October 3, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    When you break down
    don't expect anyone to comfort you.
    
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12. TypicalMe
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    October 3, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    They called her fat.
    So she lost weight.
    They called her anorexic.
    They called her stupid.
    So she did well in her grades.
    They said she was a nerd.
    They called her weird
    So she wore their clothes
    They said she was trying to fit in.
    They called her quiet.
    So she talked more louder.
    They called her attention-seeking.
    They called her ginger.
    So she dyed her hair.
    They called her fake.
    They called her ugly.
    So she got surgery and make-up.
    Then they called her fake.
    They called her lots of things
    So she showed them her wrist,
    covered in cuts.
    They called her emo.
    They told her to go die.
    So she commited suicide.
    They called her nothing.
    Silence.
    Millions of people think suicide is the answer, due to something simple like a comment or bullying.
    Think before you say, Know before you judge.
    
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13. TypicalMe
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    October 3, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Today.
    A guy asked me
    "How come you're so careless? How can you be? Its amazing"
    He laughed and walked off.
    He probably meant it as a compliment
    What he doesn't know
    is that life got so bad for me, I stopped caring.
    
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14. TypicalMe
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    September 21, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    I'm ok.
    (Hover)
    
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15. TypicalMe
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    September 21, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    If you been called fat, ugly, stupid, weird by a person, hover this.
    
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16. TypicalMe
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    September 21, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    MusicUpdates.
    To anyone who has Stardoll, please join the club called MusicUpdates. (with a dot at the end)
    
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17. TypicalMe
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    September 16, 2012 10:44am UTC
    That awkward moment when someone on Witty talks about friendship or falling inlove and you have no idea what they are on about because you have no friend or boyfriend/girlfriend.
    
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18. TypicalMe
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    September 16, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Those weird conversations that only you and your best friend understand.
    
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19. TypicalMe
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    September 16, 2012 10:39am UTC
    I hate it when I think up a really amazing quote that is so amazingly amazing and then I forget it and I'm just there wondering what it was.
    
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20. TypicalMe
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    September 16, 2012 10:34am UTC
    This happened yesterday when I was clothes-shopping with my mum.
    Mum: Do you like this top Zara? *She shows me this horrible blouse*
    Me: Um no, sorry.
    Mum: Why?! Its cool! Its hip! You will be getting down with the bad kids! Yo-yo sup! Gangsta style isn't it? Y'know "sick" like its the bomb! Like Justin Bieber! Swag!
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum: Or we could just try another top.
    True story.
    
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