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jennyracinggirl
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January 3, 2014 2:21pm UTC

I'm seriously just done with everything so what i mess up sorry if i'm not as perfect as you are . I really just need a brake.

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Rachael*
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January 3, 2014 2:29pm UTC

The best thing about witty, is you can write personal thoughts and feelings, and never worry about being judged
you can express yourself, and know others feel the same way, as you, even though I don't know who anybody on witty
really is, I know exactly who you are, your the girl talking about the guy you have liked for so long, but feel invisiable to him, like he'll never
feel the same, you're the person who is incredibly funny, always making jokes, although at school your quiet and shy, you're the person
who has there heartbroken not once but so many times by people who you thought would never hurt you. You feel a lone ever else but witty,
witty is the only place you feel you can be the real you.

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MollyPopLollyPop
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January 3, 2014 2:30pm UTC

I dont get waves of missing you anymore, they're more tsunami tides in my eyes.

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Vinita*
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January 3, 2014 2:34pm UTC

If fairies peed
it would taste like lemonade

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Fat Amy*
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January 3, 2014 2:34pm UTC

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder

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madeleinebabeee
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January 3, 2014 2:06pm UTC

Please tell me I'm not the only one who cried when mufasa died at lion king.

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kiss_my_scars
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January 3, 2014 1:59pm UTC

And in that moment, I was alone.

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angel9girl
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January 3, 2014 1:52pm UTC

Teenager
(noun)
*When you're too young to do have the things you want to do and too old to do the other half*

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kiss_my_scars
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January 3, 2014 1:55pm UTC

We will fight
and
we
will
win

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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3rinclaire
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January 3, 2014 1:27pm UTC

She looked at the stars
like they knew all her secrets.

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January 3, 2014 1:42pm UTC

What I saw on facebook:
" 2011: Hoes
2012 : Smuts
2013: Thots
The new word for hoes in 2014 is now called;
2014: Squally
Use this new word for hoes now you guys"
What the f*ck is going on with this world w'e're already messing up and it's only January!
Paperlung's format

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SelinTheBean*
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January 3, 2014 2:00pm UTC

"i'm hungry but i just had breakfast 7 minutes ago" a book by me

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Hale_Storm18
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January 2, 2014 9:51pm UTC

My freshman algebra teacher taught at two Catholic schools before coming to teach at my (public school) and the whole year was basically--
teacher: i swear to God. I mean gosh. i forgot that this is public school.
teacher: oh heavens. or whatever you believe. this is public school.
student: oh my God!
teaher: don't force your religion on me!

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BravoSierra
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January 2, 2014 3:13pm UTC

The forecast today was that it'sI can't feel my freaking face degrees.

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MyWittyProfile
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January 2, 2014 3:24pm UTC

DO YOU EVER JUST SEE A GIRL WHO STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR BUT THERE'S ONE PIECE THAT'S STILL WAVY AND IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH

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ChocoTaco
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January 2, 2014 5:12pm UTC

I always talk about you guys to people I know
As my hilarious best friends from a different school.

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happiest*
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December 30, 2013 2:43pm UTC

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg

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