TwinViolet

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:17pm UTC

A True Friend...
» My friend Brooklyn.
My ex asked her out.
She said No.
Not only because she has a boyfriend,
but she knows I still have feelings for him.
She knew my crush said 'ew' when he found out
I liked him.
She spent the whole night texting me, telling
me I was beautiful.
Brooklyn is the best person in the world.
ILY Brooklyn:)
Ps... CACAWW <33
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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 4:35pm UTC

So my friend told my crush I like him
and he said 'ew'
I have never felt so ugly in my whole life.
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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 5:07pm UTC

You know how Donkey asks
Puss in Boots how babies are born?
Well he should know. He has like, 6 donkey-babies....

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 5:01pm UTC

"I like that boulder. That
is a nice boulder."
-Donkey <3

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 4:50pm UTC

What I do is...
I s e e a g u y w i t h f l u f f y h a i r
And I run up to him and start petting his hair.
n.m.f.

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 1:31pm UTC

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 4:07pm UTC

My Result: Childish! Hell yess people. BEWARE OF THE 13 YEAR OLD CHILD BAMFFF.
Girlish :
[] I like at least one shade of pink
[x] I don't like being messy
[] My belongings are organized
[] I like wearing accessories
[x] Bright colors amaze me
[] I hate black
[] I go to the salon once a week
[] I comb my hair almost all the time
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
SCORE : 3/9
Boyish :
[] I like wearing baggy pants
[x] I play video games
[x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
[] I'm too lazy to do chores
[x] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
[x] I would go bungee jumping
[] I like being sweaty
[] I'm a big fan of Marvel Heroes
[] I always wear perfume/cologne
SCORE : 4/9
Nerdy :
[x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
[] I enjoy studying
[x] I have glasses
[] I'm a straight-A student
[x] I've never skipped a class in my entire life
[] I like to tuck my shirt in
[] One of my favorite subjects is science
[x] I like reading mystery books
[] My assignments are turned in on time
SCORE : 4/9
Emo :
[x] I'm crazy about the color black
[x] I sit at the corner
[x] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes
[] I like heavy metal rock music
[x] I have a lot of problems in my life
[] I don't talk much
[x] I don't have that many friends
[] I barely have fun
[] I barely go out with my folks or friends
SCORE : 5/9
Childish :
[x] I love to stare at the ceiling for 10 minutes
[x] I sleep with a stuffed toy or pillow
[x] I watch cartoons
[x] I sleep with a night light
[] My parents are the ones who chose my outfit
[] I'm scared of roller coasters
[x] I like being with my family relatives
[x(HELLZ YESSSSSSSS)] I take bubble baths
SCORE : 6/8

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 3:22pm UTC

D e a r f a t a n d e x c r u c i a t i n g l y h e a v y p u g g l e ,
W o u l d y o u p l e a s e s t o p s i t t i n g o n m y h e a d ? Y o u ' r e t h e r e a s o n I' m s o s h o r t n o w.
Sincerely, Me♥
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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:49am UTC

So my sister invited my ex
I still love to her birthday party
next week. We're seeing Shark Night 3D. The best part?
He said he'd stay single for it <3

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 4:22pm UTC

"I mean, come on. they're babies.
›› They cry and poop and cry some more. And then they cry when they poop and they poop when they cry! And....Ogre babies..! More crying! And more pooping!"
I love Shrek <3
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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 4:33pm UTC

Scottish & green ogres rock.
(And you know it)
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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 10:13pm UTC

I've finally done it.
I've gotten over him. I've found a better guy. Someone who'll care. Someone who won't cheat on me. Someone who'll love me for who I am.
Now... How do I get him to like ME..?
Story of my Life.

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:03pm UTC

So a woman was sitting by her husband's death bed
when he tried to speak. He said, "Honey, there's something I need to tell you before I die or I won't be able to go on in peace." The woman agreed to listen as he went on. He looked at her long and hard and with a trembling voice said, "I've been cheating on you..." And with that, the woman just smiled and said, "I know darling. Now sit back and let the poison work." <3
not my format.

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 4:12pm UTC

"There are no safe chat servers. Please chat with each other on Facebook."
oh cool, okay. oh wait. i dont HAVE a Facebook.

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:21pm UTC

Rest in Peace Witty Chat :'(
~not my format~

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:15pm UTC

Rest in Peace Witty Chat :'(
~not my format~

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 12:15pm UTC

I just used this format
'cause I thought it was pretty
nmf
♥♥♥

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 11:42am UTC

Dear Dad,
Chinese food is for eating and when you're done, throw it AWAY. It's NOT for making a time capsule in the fridge.
P.S. Same for pizza.
not my format.

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 10:57pm UTC

we'll rave it
through the night~

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TwinViolet
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC

OMFG.
...Stop raping the exclamation mark.
nmf

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