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Turtles7chick

  1. daniellechristle daniellechristle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 5:17am UTC
    OREOS;
    first you twist it , then you .. oh it broke. :/
    Not Mine(:

  2. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:19am UTC
    "What do you want to do?"
    "I don't really care."
    "Do you want to watch TV?"
    "No."
    Okay, clearly you do care.

  3. xoxobrookecheer xoxobrookecheer
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC
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  4. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Ive never seen a
    pregnent Chinese lady.
    Fav if you havent either.

  5. rawritsamandax rawritsamandax
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Anybody else notice
    That in Good Luck Charlie all of them have blonde hair except for Gabe? ♥

  6. chelllssie chelllssie
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    You know that feeling when you open a
    bag of chips
    and it's only 35% full?
    Yeah, that's how guys feel when they take off those
    Bombshell bras.
    .

  7. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    If a camera lens is a circle,
    then why
    are pictures square?

  8. PrincessAlexyss PrincessAlexyss
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    you broke something of mine ; now i'm going to break something of yours ;)


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  11. Turtles7chick Turtles7chick
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Oh.
    so youre with HER again?
    you know...thats really great to hear.
    you know, considering youre all i talk and think about.
    oh but thats ok. go ahead and let her control your freaking life.
    fine by me.

  12. HannahLou96 HannahLou96
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:31pm UTC
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  13. vfangs582 vfangs582
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 12:59am UTC
    B I T C H , PLEASEEEE
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  14. KerriBieber KerriBieber
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    That mood where you just wanna exercise & eat healthy… ♥nmf

  15. ohemgeeitsfrilldawg ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    There Is Always;
    that one couple in your grade who were the
    cutest couple ever & dated for the longest time,
    but then when they break up you are just like
    "NOOO THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED!" ♥

  16. thats_jocked thats_jocked
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    - Hello? Mom?
    - No. This is Lady Gaga.

  17. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    "Hey, did you do the homework?"
    "What homework?!"
    "The-"
    "QUICK, GET ME A PEN!"
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    notmyquote

  18. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    if you can make me
    laugh through a text,
    you've done good
    ----------------------
    -not my format

  19. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  20. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    prettiEst girl's
    on witty?
    ♥every. single. one. of. you.♥

:)

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