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Turtlebear

1. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2014 12:27am UTC
   Life works in unusual ways.
   
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2. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 5:24pm UTC
   One day you'll see your life flash before your eyes.
   Make it worth watching.
   
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3. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2013 9:47am UTC
   I think the new "comment points"
   are just there to force half of us
   wittians to socialize.
   Nice try Steve.
   Nice try.
   
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4. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2013 2:38pm UTC
   Losing someone's trust
   is the fastest way to lose a
   friend.
   
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5. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2013 7:23am UTC
   Remeber that movie where Lindsey Lohan played cards with Lindsey Lohan?
   Then Lindsey Lohan lost so Lindsey Lohan dared her to go skinny dipping in the lake but then Lindsey Lohan stole her clothes.
   No wonder she's insane.
   
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6. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2013 11:30am UTC
   Am I the only one
   who grabs her boobs
   while running down the stairs?
   
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7. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 10:19am UTC
   One day, we'll never have to say Good Bye.
   Just Good Night.
   
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8. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC
   Sometimes, life fuc.king sucks.
   I try not to complain
   and I do my crying in the rain
   
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9. Turtlebear
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 8:35pm UTC
   In his eyes, she's perfect.
   In her own eyes she's worthless.
   
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10. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    *At lunch*
    Me: May I have your hand?
    Him: Yess c: *holds hand*
    Me: In Holy Matrimony.
    Me: Ha.
    Him:....
    Me: Tricked ya.
    
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11. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    A smooth sea
    never made a
    skillful sailor
    
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12. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    My school's GradNite was yesterday, all the eight graders were going and I was sitting on the bus with my boyfriend, we were having a moment and I go:
    Me: You wanna hear something romantic?
    Him: Yesss
    Me: *whispering* I want the skin on both of our sides to be cut open so we can be conjoined and together forever
    Him: O.O
    I totally killed the mood.
    
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13. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Normal people flirting: Hey, um , I really like you c:
    Me flirting: OH GAWSH. SOMETHING'S RISING AND IT AIN'T JESUS.
    nmq. I just thought it was funny cx
    
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14. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    SOS
    dont wanna second guess
    this is the bottom line its true
    I gave my all for you,
    now my heart's in two
    and I cant find the other half,
    its like im walking on broken glass.
    Better believe I bled.
    Its the call I'll never get.
    
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15. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Me: I want more followers
    Me: I wanna to be pretty
    Me: I wanna be smart
    Me: I wanna have a top quote
    Me: I wanna eat and not gain weight
    LIFE: LOL NAWT
    
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16. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    I tried changing my profile today.....
    it sucks.
    
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17. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 8:43am UTC
    You're just wasted
    and thinkin 'bout the past again,
    darling you'll be
    okay.
    
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18. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 8:25am UTC
    My six year old cousin came up to me one day
    She asked me if I wore make up
    I said "No."
    Then she asks genuinely ,
    "Then how are you so pretty?"
    And I was just like-
    Mah feels.
    
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19. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:27am UTC
    When we were slow dancing,
    my friend came up to my boyfriend and I
    and said
    "Best couple. Together forever. Im not kidding."
    That made me smile.
    
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20. Turtlebear
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:21am UTC
    So 8th grade formal was the other day,
    and these two really popular girls
    told me I looked beautiful
    and I got to slow dance
    with my boyfriend to our song.
    It was perfect.
    
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