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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter if you're only 16.
    If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter that you cry like a child in court
    If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter that you had a promising future
    If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter if your life is destroyed
    If you r.ape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life
    You r.aped someone.
    You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.

  2. Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป* Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:59am UTC
    the water is clear, but your wrists are stained red, your face says happy, but your eyes say pain. โ˜ฏ


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  4. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    People: you spend too much time on the internet
    Me: i'm sorry
    Me: i wasn't able to find any fúcks to give
    Me: oh well โ•ฎ(โ•ฏโ–ฝโ•ฐ)โ•ญ


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  7. myfangirl myfangirl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 10:45am UTC
    I was at a carnival today,
    and this guy bought some cotton candy.
    He was really cute, and I wasn't suprised when he walked back to a really pretty girl (you know, the kind that was too good and would not be caught dead conversing with someone of the wittian species).
    Being the nosy person I am, I listened in on what she had to say:
    Her: This is for me?
    Him: Sure.
    Her: But it's pink.
    Him: What?
    Her: I want blue cotton candy.
    Him: Fine.
    He took the cotton candy and ripped it up and sprinkled it all over her. He rubbed it on her shirt and it was all sticky. He pulled out his wallet and gave the girl some money.
    Him: Here. Go buy yourself some more BLUE cotton candy.
    He gave her a little more money.
    Him: And here is for you to find a ride home.
    And then he walked away.
    YOU SIR, ARE MY HERO.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    After watching two seconds of Spongebob,
    I already know what episode it is.

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Girls: I wonder what he thinks when he hears my name.. ahh...
    Me: I know for a fact when someone says my name he doesn't think a thing because I mean nothing to him. He probably doesn't even think about me when he's talking directly to me.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    If someone is happy with their religion and not bothering you, why would
    you go, "Everything you've ever believed is bullsh.t," Like, how much of an a.sshole can you be?

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    I actually have fashion taste that is completely different from what I actually
    wear, but I don't have enough confidence to wear what I really want to wear.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    People don't look at your personality first. People judge you automatically
    by your looks and then try to get to know your personality. But the second they don't like your looks, they don't get to know you. That's how reality is.

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Ways to fangirl:
    1. Scream
    2. Not being able to properly breathe
    3. When you cannot process everything
    4. Feels taking over your body
    5. Sob and cry
    6. Be dead
    7. Keyboard smash ASDFGHJKL
    8. Reblog everything on Tumblr
    9. Act normal
    10. Denying that it's happening

  14. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:20am UTC
    I don't understand
    how anyone can find me pretty or attractive.
    I don't, so why would anyone else?
    I'm just me, I'm nothing special.
    Nothing like the other girls.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    I'm tired of being second best.
    I've always been second. I was never anyone's first choice. I was always the friend that got chosen as the backup plan when there first choice wasn't there. No one ever put me first. I've always came in second place; there's always someone better than me. Because no one wants to hold the silver medal when they know they could have gotten gold. I've never been the prettiest, the smartest, the best at anything. I'm done with not being good enough, I'm done.

  16. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Breathe.
    Stop whatever you're doing right now,
    And take a deep breath, then another.
    You are so beautiful.
    Has anyone told you that lately?
    And there's something more important,
    You're strong.
    Sometimes it feels like you're not
    Maybe even most of the time,
    But please don't ever forget,
    You're stronger than you know.
    Everyday you wake up,
    No matter what you've been through
    You wake up every morning,
    Take a second to appreciate that,
    After all these years
    You still have hope.
    Maybe it's just buried inside of you
    And maybe that sounds ridiculous,
    But you keep going everyday.
    And that makes you incredible.
    I know sometimes things get too much,
    But I want you to know that's okay.
    There will be times when you break down and cry,
    Or times when you go to bed but never want to wake up.
    That doesn't make you weak,
    It makes you human.
    And that's beautiful too,
    That after all you've been through,
    You can still feel.
    Never underestimate that,
    Because you know what it means?
    There's hope.
    It means you'll feel love & happiness,
    It means you're still alive,
    But more than that,
    It means you still have hope.
    Stay strong.
    Stay beautiful.
    Never stop feeling,
    But sometimes, just breathe.

  17. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Two weeks cut free.
    I've never felt so proud of myself.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 12:43am UTC
    here is a thing that sucks:
    when someone is being weak, they are told to stop being a girl, or a p.ussy, or a little b*tch (all of which are female-related things)
    when someone tells someone else to be strong, they tell them to be a man, or to take it like a man, or to man up.

  19. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    We're human. We're judgmental àssholes. Some more than others. Go ahead and lie all you want,
    you're not innocent so stop acting like it. Honestly, I'm probably one of the most judgmental people there are, but I usually keep my opinions to myself unless you pìss me off then it just comes out like word vomit. We judge people. We all do it. So, stop acting like a damn saint, because you're not.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:49am UTC
    my science teacher just pulled all of the girls in the class aside and told us that he knows a lot of people think that boys are better at science and maths than girls, and that most people think of a man when they think of a scientist, but he knows that it isn't true, and that we are very smart and very talented and we shouldn't ever let anyone use our gender against us to stop us from doing what we want. i love him infinite amounts.

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