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  1. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm EDT
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  2. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:06pm EST
    Anyone else find it slightly suspicous that Gabe
    in Good Luck Charlie is the ONLY brunette
    member of the Ducan Family?


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  4. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 4:40pm EST
    Fangirl Problems #69
    When you find out your favourite celebrity smokes weed and you start cutting yourself.
    Wait no. That's not a fangirl problem. That's a mental problem.

  5. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:02pm EST
    Sorry, your password must contain a capital letter, a number, a crayola crayon color, a latin verb, a plot, a dynamic character from a 90's tv show, a mexican emoji, the second letter of your great grandmother's middle name, and an exotic tree from peru.
    my quote

  6. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 8:59pm EST
    Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

  7. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 3:12pm EST
    Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car?
    Interviewer: I don't know. Why did he sleep under the car?
    Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning!
    Louis: It's funny because oily sounds like early!
    Louis: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? If anyone knows, don't answer cause that spoils it!
    Niall: Snowpire?
    Interviewer: Nice try, Niall.
    Louis: It is in fact NOT snowpire, Niall... It's frostbite!
    *claps*
    Louis: See what I did there?
    Liam: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
    Interviewer: I don't know.
    Liam: Bacon and legs!
    Louis: Hahah!
    Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
    *silence*
    Liam: They've got poisonality!
    Louis: HAHAH, I LIKE THAT ONE!

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:34pm EST
    instead of periods
    can girls just get a text once
    a month saying "you're
    not pregnant have a nice day"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:22pm EST
    Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
    A Witty Party.
    It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
    and the prizes would include little band member/
    book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
    we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
    they're all played by the end of the night,
    and we'd just have the best time ever.

  10. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:20pm EST
    How my friends dance:
    \(^.^)z \(^.^)/ (/^.^)/ \(^.^\) ~(^.^)~
    How I dance:
    (._.) ( ._) ( .) ( ) (. ) (_. ) (._.)
    Just spin my friends. Spin.

  11. Cazima* Cazima*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 3:20pm EST
    So today, I saw a pile of my sister's clothes in the middle of our room. So I decided to let her clean it.
    *She came home from school*
    Her: Have you seen the iPad?
    Me: Yeah, fold your clothes and put them away first.
    Her: No. I'll do it later.
    Me: Whatever. You won't get the iPad till you do that.
    Her: Fine, I'll just look for it myself
    What she doesnt know, I hid it under her clothes pile.
    *Half an hour later*
    Her: Fine I'll do what you said.
    *10 minutes later*
    Her: Ohhhh!
    Im so smart.

  12. boo1255 boo1255
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 1:36pm EST
    comment your birthday,
    and find your twin.

  13. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 8:57pm EST
    me: ugh i just want to crawl in a hole and die
    me: as long as the hole has pillows
    me: and wi-fi
    me: and music
    me: and AC
    me: and food
    me: what? just because i'm feeling bad doesn't mean
    i want to die uncomfortable.

  14. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 10:31pm EST
    11:11 comes twice a day
    B E C A U S E E V E R Y O N E [x] [x] [x]
    D E S E R V E S A«
    | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | |{ second chance }


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  16. TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:32pm EST
    My Butterfly Challenge.
    I've been like this for 2 years. Last time was about 3 days ago . So, I got a plain white T-shirt and some fabric markers and decided to try this .. Well , for every person who faves this and comments their name or a friends name, I'll write it on my T-shirt with alittle butterfly . You can be my butterflys (: Ill probably post a picture of it on my profile later when its finished.
    Thanks everyonee xoxoxo<3
    StayStrongStayBeautiful
    (comment the color you want it in too)

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:06am EST
    One Direction on Niall:
    Louis: There is no doubt Niall is the cute one.
    Liam: I feel really protective towards Niall.
    Louis: Yeah, in the nicest possible way i would much rather see any of us punched than Niall.
    Harry: If I saw someone go to punch Niall you would just go psycho...
    Liam: I'd kill him.
    Zayn: I don't know what it is, but even though he's not the youngest, he's the one we feel almost maternal towards.

  18. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 11:43pm EST
    Which one?
    Saving Adriana
    Adriana needs saving. She needs her prince charming. At home, her parents beat her and at school she gets bullied. Jason needs a wife so he can take over his fathers business. Though, nobody interests him. He meets Adriana, the girl who his little sister bullies. After a week he has made his decision and asked her to marry him. It was perfect, Adriana would get away from her parents and Jason would get his families business. Their marriage is unlike any other marriage. Adriana starts falling for Jason but the question is, does Jason fall in love with her?
    “Who the f/ck is he?! I am your husband and you have to be faithful to me!” Jason yelled angrily. “Stop being so controlling! It's not like you don't sleep with all those sl/ts. You know the worse bit?” I asked the last bit quietly. “What?” Jason whispered. “I love you and you'll never love me,” I murmured before running out into the night.
    Using Mr Parker [student/teacher]
    It was all a game, a little game between friends. Whoever can get Mr Parker, the new, young and handsome teacher to be their boyfriend for a week wins. The winner of the game gets $3000. Logan desperately needs to win, she needs that money for her mother. So she changes drastically, she's ready to play a game. A game where she may just fall in love. A game where she uses Mr Parker.
    “It was a game... a game that I needed to win! So why-why do I feel guilty about it? N-now that I've won,” I sighed in desperation as I turned to Grace. “Because you love him,” she told me like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “Love him? Love doesn't exist, I only was in a relationship with him for a week!” I cried out. “A week's all you needed. You love him, he loves you. What's the problem?” Grace asked. I glared at her, how could she not know the problem? The problem was that I was only ever with him to win 3 grand and he's my teacher.
    Hey, so I've been thinking of the next story which I'm going to write and I can't decide between the two, so it'd be AMAZING if you could comment which one you like. I'm not going to be stopping I met him on omegle nor is it finishing any time soon, I just want to make a decision so I can start thinking about the events which are going to occur and such. Don't copy these ideas. I totally get it if your story has the main idea of teacher/student or being in a marriage which is not based on love but I consider you copying my story if it has the same title, blurbs and names. Also, I get accused of copying somebodys story in that case. Anyways, make sure you comment! Don't comment asking for a reminder when it's out, I'll only be asking who wants a reminder on the epilogue of I met him on omegle. There will probably be 30+ chapters for IMHOO and I'm only up to 21 ^.^
    Anyways, comment & I love you all!

  19. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:57am EST
    me: can i have your babies?!
    one direciton: ... what?
    me: can i have your autograph...
    one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
    me: what'd you think i said?
    one direction: can you have my babies.
    me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
    one direction: but i wasn't-
    me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
    -tumblr
    do remember i am a boy....
    blacklace

  20. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am EST
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

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