Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Trustmeee

  1. katiesueboo katiesueboo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 12:51am UTC
    sometime you're just left to ask
    what's the point

  2. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    I once knew a boy, who fell in love with a girl,
    Who smiled at the thought of her name.
    I once knew a girl who fell in love with a boy,
    Who felt the very same.
    But it became a struggle, and timing was wrong,
    And love decided they didn't belong.
    (L.R)
    .

  3. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Millipedes are ten times cooler than centipedes.

  4. Night_stuck* Night_stuck*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:32am UTC
    I just found out today that nobody wants me here...someone told me that to my face

  5. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I know a girl, who made a list of what she wanted in a boyfriend.
    “ He must have tanned skin. ” she said
    “ And blonde hair. ” she added
    “ He must be 6 foot or taller. ” she decided
    “ And be able to kick a football further than anyone else.”
    “ He needs to be strong ”
    “ And popular ”
    She searched for a long time, determined to find a boy from her list.
    No one seemed to have all the things she wanted in a boyfriend.
    Then came along a boy.
    He was not tanned.
    He didn't have blonde hair.
    He was no where near 6 foot.
    He had never really played football in his life.
    He was not strong.
    He was not popular.
    but this boy made her laugh and smile and talk about things she would never tell anyone else.
    She had became head over heels for this boy, who was perfect in an entirely different way.
    After all that searching her list now seemed pointless.
    Because in the end, you don't choose who you fall in love with.

  6. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    My fan has three speeds:
    1. Useless
    2. Useless
    3. Fast enough to open a portal to hell

  7. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    I could be a caring person, but I hear the operation is expensive.

  8. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses?
    Me: Spiders
    Him: No, I mean…
    Me: Sharks
    Him: I don’t think y…
    Me: Probably evil dragons
    Him: …
    Me: Focusing.

  9. NezhoniiLovesTheFay NezhoniiLovesTheFay
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    I guess I forgot I had a voice.
    not that you would really care what I was saying anyways.

  10. WhisperToMe WhisperToMe
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Does it really take away the pain,
    or is the blood just telling me im alive.

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    It’s ok Miley
    Everybody makes mistakes
    Everybody has those days

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    Call me Nemo, cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt

  13. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    When I first met you, I saw that you were perfect
    and so i loved you
    When I got to know you, I saw that you were not perfect
    and so i loved you even more

  14. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    I hate when people points out my acne
    and i'm like, i know it's there i can see it too

  15. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts.
    Others come into our lives and make us
    wanna leave footprints on their face.

  16. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    My homework bring all the asians to the yard
    and they're like ''it wasn't even hard.''

  17. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Someone told me :
    "Don't fall in love, you might get hurt."
    I told him :
    '"Don't live, you might die."


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    we used to talk everyday, now its like we don't even know
    each other anymore.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Boy and girl: *playing 21 questions*
    Girl: What's your favorite color?
    Boy: Triangle. So, you a virgin?

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles