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capsized*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 4:44pm UTC

“he’s not perfect; no
but when we’re lying down
on our bed and he fits my limbs
so easily, when he’s dragging his lips
on my neck, even in his sleep
i guess i’m allowed to boast
that he’s pretty damn close”
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Destineeisadork
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Never forget who you are.

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epictacos
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November 20, 2013 12:23am UTC

How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
Boy: Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 9:41am UTC

“You look how you look.
Be comfortable.
What are you going to do?
Be hungry every single day just to
make other people happy?
That’s just dumb.”
- J E N N I F E R
L A W R E N C E

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gab*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC

and maybe,
JUST MAYBE,
he likes YOU TOO.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 7:54pm UTC

"Whatever you give a woman, she will
make greater.
If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
a baby ;
If you give her a house, she will
give you a home ;
If you give her groceries, she'll give
you a meal ;
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
be prepared to get a ton
of sh.t. "

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 12:04pm UTC

"Did you know that your grandmother was the most
beautiful woman I have ever known in this world?
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew that I would
never love another. I walked straight up to her,
took her hand, and I asked her to marry me."
"Wow. And she said yes?"
"No. No, she punched me." he smiled dreamily.
"But I swore that I would never give up."

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:03pm UTC

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC

computer: wanna update this
me: sure
computer: you have to restart your com-
me: never mind

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 2:13pm UTC

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 6:25pm UTC

confession #3 or 4 idek man
I have no idea how to swim
yet every time I go to a pool
whoever I'm with
just has to push
me in the fcking deep end
because they think
I'll learn how to swim by instinct

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RugsFromMeToYou
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Dr. Seuss quote #5
“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.”

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BennyCumberbatch
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I'm strange;
I'm a panda without patches,
A bird with no wings,
A box without chocolates,
A plane without a pilot -
But I'm me, and I'm not gonna change.

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 5:34pm UTC

You’re gonna hate her
Then you’ll want me
Then you’ll miss her
Then you’ll hate me
Boy, I know you so well.

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LittleCaringFreak
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November 22, 2013 7:12am UTC

"How do you look at the person you love and tell yourself it's time to walk away?" - Leo Collins, The Vow.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2

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josie*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 3:48pm UTC

"It won't get better tommorow.
You won't wake up automatically happy one day.
It's going to take time.
It's going to be hard but one day it will all be okay.
It might not be great but it will be better.
It's going to take time"
- My brother

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Never think you're nothing.
Never tell yourself you'll never be good enough.
Because to someone, you're everything.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 4:11pm UTC

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

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