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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC

me about to talk in public: *rehearses
what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Me in class where I have friends
Teacher: I will pick your partner!
Me in a class where im a complete loner.
Teacher: alright pick your partner!! :)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 6:45pm UTC

its that special
time of year
when white girls put
themselves through extensive
pain just to take bikini pictures in the snow
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s
no offense towards white girls
im a white girl
id just like to apologize for a good third of my white girl sisters

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Loopy23
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Friend 1: Whats the saddest film you've ever watched?
Friend 2: Titanic, obviously.. You?
Friend 1: The Notebook!
Me: Don't you guys have a heart? Toy Story 3 is the saddest film I've ever seen!

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Eli22b
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 7:48pm UTC

*At the eye doctor trying on glasses*
Me: but moooommmm these ones make me look like a nerd!!!
Mom: You are a nerd!!
Me: no, I'm a geek, there's a difference.
Guy next to us: *bursts out laughing*
true story

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meh*
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Dumb Fact #2:
I n t h e a v e r a g e l i f e t i m e , a p e r s o n w i l l w a l k t h e
e q u i v a l e n t o f 5 times a r o u n d t h e e q u a t o r .
(Except for us Wittians. For us maybe 5 times around the house max)

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allyluvu
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 4:32pm UTC

A thirteen year old girl
from Ireland
committed suicide a few months ago.
She was bullied on ask.fm. In English today we were talking about media. The topic of social network sites came up. Someone mentioned ask.fm and we all remembered the 13 year old girl. While the teacher was getting some slide show ready, me and 2 other people talked about the girl. This is how our conversation went...
Girl: She could have just deleted the messages she got. She didn't need to kill herself over it.
Boy: It was too late by then. It was probably stuck in her head.
Girl: Yeah, but it was kind of a stupid thing to do.
Boy: But she was only thirteen. She might have panicked or something.
Girl: Exactly. She was thirteen. She can't be suicidal at thirteen.
Boy: Well, she was.
Girl: Like, how bad could the things that people were saying be? That couldn't be bad enough that you'd want to kill yourself?
To which, I replied with....
"It's weird that you should think that. When I was ten you started bullying me. When I was twelve you spread it all over facebook. When I was thirteen, it got so bad that I tried committing suicide many times. It didn't work, and the bullying died down for a bit. The bullying restarted again this year. This time it's all over facebook and ask.fm. Less than a week ago I attempted suicide again because of you. And now you're sitting here, telling me that a thirteen year old girl cannot be suicidal at such a young age, when you were the reason I was suicidal at eleven.How can you sit there talking about this when you are the cause of so much pain?"
The boy in the conversation was the girls boyfriend and hedumped her - he had no idea she did this to me.
That boy told me I was beautiful and that his girlfriend - ex girlfriend - was jealous.
Today, I was braver than ever before. I overcame a big fear of mine - I stood up to my bully.
I guess the bullying won't stop, but I'm not going to take it anymore.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Today a guy in my class told us that he's gay and wanted everyone to know because that's who he is.
My teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should do it now...
And this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
We aren't allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
*tumblr*

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 2:41pm UTC

*Walks by a pregnant lady*
Well, I know what you've been doing. *Makes bed squeaking noises*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 4:38pm UTC

I love staring at people
sitting at a stop light
Even though it may seem rude,
you can learn a lot about people
within that 10 second range that you are with them.
They’re confidence, or lack of it,
shines through at that very moment
they realize you’re looking at them;
for they can either look away
or they can stare right back at you
and hold that gaze until the light changes green.

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JudyBeautyActress
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Take the time to read this. You won't regret it.
So the most unusual thing happened to me today.
I was at the eye doctor and my mother told me to get her purse from her car
I go to get the purse and immediately get back in the elevator to find this man
Out of nowhere he asks me if I play piano
I answer telling him yes
He then asks me if I sing
I respond yes once more
I added in that I am also an actress
He takes my hands
Rubs them against his
And says "God Bless You"
He said recognition would come into play in my future
That'd it'd be an honor to have my autograph
This man is a pastor at a church
This man made my day.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: Mom, everyone's going.
Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.
Me:
Mom:
Me: Fine.
Me: I'll just lead myself into the kitchen and get some food.
Me: And then I'll lead myself to the computer and sit there for hours.
Me: I'm going to start a new trend called "let's get fat and be internet addicts."
Me: Cause I'm a leader, not a follower.
Mom:
Me:
Obama:
Your mom:
Honey Boo Boo:
Channing Tatum: You're hot.
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Channing Tatum: Can you please lead yourself into my bedroom?
Me:
Mom:
Channing Tatum:
Me: This is me being a uh leader and uh leading myself into Channing Tatum's bedroom and never coming out.
Me: Cause remember? I'm a leader, not a follower.
True story.
Okay, maybe the last part didn't happen, but we all know he was thinking it.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 12:30pm UTC

"Swallow your fears, wipe off your tears,
Let go of your darkest years.
Chin up, smile, walk away."
-Harry Styles

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Plot twist: Larry is real and Eleanor and Danielle are lesbian for eachother.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if you "swaggie" three time in front of a mirror
justin bieber will appear next to you and smoke some weed.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Me: Hi
Louis: Hey
Me: I like your tight, red pants.
Louis: Thanks
Me: They would look better thrown across my bedroom floor
Louis: What?
Me: I said can I get an autograph?

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 7:25pm UTC

When a guy doesn't answer me:
Me: Okay it's only been 2 minutes
maybe he's writing me a long cute
romantic text that will make me smile.
Me: Okay only been 5 minutes.. he's
clearly, writing a long message and is
a slow slow texter.
Me: 20 minutes.. okay. He's trying to
figure out the best way to profess his
love for me.
Me: It's been two hours. Theres only
one possible solution. He saw that I
sent him a text, read it, and spent a
while trying to figure out how to reply
but then got so nervous he had a
panic attack.. and went to the hospital..
But he'll answer as soon as he can.
Yeah, that's the only possible solution.
Friend: Or he doesn't want to talk..
Me: Let's not get crazy..

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Onism*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Burgers in adverts:
Burgers in real life:
Cookiedoughformats

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