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  1. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 8:40pm EST
    What kind of car do you want?
    Girl Answer: A black escalade
    Guy answer (For same car): A 2012 black cadillac escalade with a v8 engine and a 5.1 surround sound system, all wheel drive,

  2. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 1:43pm EST
    LIl Wayne Quote #1
    " I tried to pay attention,
    but attention paid me"
    -Lil Wayne- She will

  3. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 1:33pm EST
    Hey witty girls/guys,
    I am going to do a series on Lil Wayne quotes. If you think its a good idea then follow me. I will be starting right now:)

  4. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 1:28pm EST
    Fave this and I will write a name on your wall that looks cute with yours
    (must have name on their already or Comment)

  5. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 1:47am EST
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  6. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:40am EST
    I really need to talk to someone now before I hurt him. Seriously

  7. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:28am EST
    Some one needs to talk to me now! Preferably someone who can text me

  8. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:05am EST
    Him survey<3
    What color is his hair? Blond
    What style is it?: Straight, short
    What color eyes: Blue
    Cute smile: his eyes light up
    Braces: no
    Glasses: no
    Abs: yess and they are sexy :)
    Height: Shortish
    What grade is he in: 11th
    How did you meet him: Friends
    Does he play any sports: Skateboarding and yes I consider it a sport
    he play the guitar: Yessir
    Do you guys ever text: I am texting him currently
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Skater shoes, Shorts, and a band tee
    Do your friends know that you like him: Only my best friend
    Do your parents know?: Nope
    Do they know he exists: No
    Have you met his parents: No
    What would he do if he saw your witty: Uhh nothing I have never mentioned him name

  9. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:52pm EST
    "Bait A Hook"
    I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks
    I heard he's got a Prius, 'cause he's into bein' green
    My buddies said he saw y'all, eatin' that sushi stuff
    Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love,
    Sounds like it sucks...
    He can't even bait a hook
    He can't even skin a buck
    He don't know who Jack Daniels is
    He ain't ever drove a truck
    Knows how to throw out a line,
    But not the kind in a field and stream book
    No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back
    He can't even bait a hook.
    Has he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down?
    Has he took you to meet his mama, back in his home town?
    Does he drive the interstate, or does he take them old back roads?
    Can he melt your heart with a country song, every good old boy should know?
    I didn't think so...
    He can't even bait a hook
    He can't even skin a buck
    He don't know who Jack Daniels is
    He ain't ever drove a truck
    Knows how to throw out a line,
    But not the kind in a field and stream book
    No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back
    He can't even bait a hook.
    It won't be that long, 'til you start gettin' bored
    I'll be smilin' on the river, reelin' in one more...
    He can't even bait a hook
    He can't even skin a buck
    Hell he don't know who Jack Daniels is
    He ain't ever drove a truck
    Knows how to throw out a line,
    But not the kind in a field and stream book
    No darlin' I ain't even worried, cause you'll come runnin' back
    He can't even bait a hook
    No baby I ain't even worried
    He can't even bait a hook
    Story to my life. If he cant do all of above. Then hes not for me:)

  10. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:45pm EST
    That mood you get in when the guy you like is talking to you about nothing and everything makes you laugh<3
    This quote is all mine and so is he:)

  11. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:27pm EST
    Hey
    I finally figured this thing out :)

  12. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:24pm EST
    Just saving themm(:
    Backgrounds:
    Black ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    Red ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    Orange ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    Yellow ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    Light Blue ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    Pink ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    Hot Pink ; <div style="background-color: #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink ; <div style="background-color: #ff3333;">
    Orange ; <div style="background-color: #ff6600;">
    Gold ; <div style="background-color: #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    Bright Green ; <div style="background-color:#00ff00;">
    Cyan ; <div style="background-color: cyan;">
    Sky Blue ; <div style="background-color: #0099ff;">
    Turquoise ; <div style="background-color: #006666;">
    Lavender ; <div style="background-color: #333ccc;">
    Purple ; <div style="background-color: #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple ; <div style="background-color: #330066;">
    Prints:
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    Mistral
    <span style="font-family: Mistral;">
    Vladimir Script
    <span style="font-family: Vladimir Script;">
    french script
    <span style="font-family: French Script MT;">
    Cambria
    <span style="font-family: cambria;">
    SQUISHY
    <span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    SHADOWS
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    Green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    Go ahead and use it! paste in the source(:

  13. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:55pm EST
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    >He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start aconverstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all .
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  14. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:43pm EST
    Tell the TRUTH
    A - Available? Depends on who is asking
    B - Birthday? October 1st
    C - Crushing on? A boy, with a face, and 2 eyes...You see where im going with this
    D - Drink you last had? Coke
    E - Easiest person to talk to? John and him but I think he may have witty so I am not saying his name
    F - Favorite song? Rolling in the deep remix by lil wayne
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? gummy bears
    H - Hometown? Waddington Newyork
    I - In love with? nobody
    J - Jealous of? D.M.L's current best friend. She took my spot
    K - Killed someone? Everyday bro
    L - Longest car ride? To Florida
    M - Milkshake flavor? Im lactose intolerant
    N - Number of siblings? 1 biological brother, one step brother, and one 1/2 brother that is still brewin
    O - One wish? To be with my daddy
    P - Person you texted last? John
    Q - Question you are always asked? Is your hair natural
    R - Reason to smile?Family
    S - Song you last listened to? Dirt Road Anthem
    T - Time you woke up? For School (6:35) Today (11:30) Normal Weekend (2ish)
    U - Underwear color? Hott Pink
    V - Violent moment you had?When my phone ninja jumps outta my hand and I get angry..
    W - Worst habit? Biting my nails
    X - X-rays you had? Right wrist from a skateboarding thing
    Y - Yoyos are? Pretty annoying if your a midget
    Z - Zodiac sign? Libra

  15. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:01pm EST
    I was just looking at a quiz and it said Have you ever cried over something stupid....
    I just sat there to myself like isnt that the definition of being on your period??

  16. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 7:24pm EST
    When I meet someone new, I ask them where they are from not where do you live so they dont think I am going to kill their family.

  17. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 7:21pm EST
    Him: Hey gorgeous
    Me: Sup ;)
    10 minutes later
    Me: Oh okay. Good answer -_-
    Him: Sorry I am driving
    Me: Don text and drive dipshit!

  18. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
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    December 25, 2011 4:44pm EST
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  19. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
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    December 25, 2011 4:29pm EST
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    Merry Christmas...

  20. ToshaMarie_22 ToshaMarie_22
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 2:28am EST
    Fave this ugly quote and I will blow up your notifications :)

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