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  1. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Don't Make Me Snap My Fingers
    In a Z Formation
    Head Rotation
    Hip CIrculation
    Elbow, Elbow
    Wrist, Wrist
    Oooooooooo
    You Just Got
    Dissed!


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. softball_molly_swimming softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:34pm UTC
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    That Show Toddlers and
    Tiaras,
    should be called
    Future Teen Mom
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  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    I saw a sign today that almost made me pee myself.
    It said "Bathrooms closed"

  5. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:05am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. ilovepatrickforever1955 ilovepatrickforever1955
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:03am UTC
    favorite this quote if you think vinny should come back to jersey shore
    love jackie clark always and forever i miss him so much

  7. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    I just saw a quote on Witty
    by a girl saying she found the real Brandon Cyrus on Twitter,
    and he's never even heard of Witty...
    Hmm.

  8. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  9. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  10. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Repost this if you love your dad. If you dont he`ll die in 12 days.
    Sorry had to do it guys
    ( I HATE these things..)

  11. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:18am UTC
    You’re my Best Friend,
    That means your problems are my problems.
    That means your tears are my tears.
    That means your heart ache is my heart ache.
    That means your family is my family.
    That means your laughs are my laughs.
    That means we stick together through it all,
    The good & the bad, the ups & the downs.
    Best Friends Forever.
    nmf

  12. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:21am UTC
    I hope that you know you’re my hero.

  13. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:28am UTC
    It's like you're screaming but no one can hear.
    You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important, that without them, you feel like nothing.
    No one will ever
    understand how much it hurts.
    You feel hopeless, like nothing can save you.
    & when it's over & it's gone, you almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back,
    So you can have the good.
    n m f / r h i a n n a

  14. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 1:50am UTC
    So there’s this boy I know & he gives me kisses & he tells me he loves me all the time, he’s never lied to me or let me down.
    I call him my nephew..♥
    Cookiedoughformats


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 2:08am UTC
    Smile at everyone who judges
    you, one day they’ll regret it.

    format by kclove5

  17. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 2:12am UTC
    D.R.A.M.A
    Dumb
    Retards
    Asking for
    More
    Attention
    nmq

  18. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 2:18am UTC
    I keep myself busy
    With things to do,
    But everytime I pause
    I still think of you.
    nmf/nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    ♥☺♥
    So I’m having surgery tomorrow,
    I’m nervous, & kinda scared
    But no matter what happens
    I believe the saying,
    “Everything happenes for a reason.”
    ♥☺♥

:)

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