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again
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August 1, 2013 2:07pm UTC

I love how when your previewing your quote and it has like 345 favs and 280 comments but then my quotes get 2 favs and no comments

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dragonfly26
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August 1, 2013 1:51pm UTC

wtf it's August already

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savannah*
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August 1, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Have you ever
f e l t a l o n e i n a c r o w d e d r o o m ?

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Mi_iM
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August 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC

Summer is coming to an end :(

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skyyaygrr
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August 1, 2013 12:43pm UTC

they said it gets easier but they LIED!

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AnonymousGirl98
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August 1, 2013 12:28pm UTC

When i die, my future grave will say "Finally offline"...

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finding_nemo
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July 31, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Me when I was 12: Hears the word pen.is- *giggles*
12 year olds now: Hears the word pen.is- *doesn't giggle*
12 year olds now: *chokes because there's one in her mouth*

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glitter162*
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July 26, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Nutrition Facts
All the foods I like:
Servings per container: Idk, you'll get fat anyway
aa
Based on % daily values:
fat 12 %
more fat 10 %
calories 39 %
oh look at that, more calories7 %
crushed dreams13 %
the blood of your enemies 10 %
Justin beiber's hair 3 %
pounds of sugar 5 %
honey boo boo's nose hair 1 %
*Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be lower depending on how popular or beautiful you are.
We are not responsible for increased weight gain and/or death

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glitter162*
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July 27, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Me: *forgets that I'm watching a recording*
Me: *sits through commercials*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Christa133
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April 1, 2013 6:50pm UTC

What do you get when you mix Frosty the Snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.

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glitter162*
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April 3, 2013 9:00pm UTC

I just met a nerdy spider
He's a web designer

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Christa133
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April 5, 2013 8:57am UTC

People on tumblr always look better than everyone else

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glitter162*
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April 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC

In ancient times, girls got married at the age of 12.
...12...

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glitter162*
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April 7, 2013 7:52pm UTC

What if all of the world's
problems could be fixed by eating a Snickers bar?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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April 12, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Don't forget me.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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April 12, 2013 11:35pm UTC

Tonight i was at the hospital and they saw the finger marks from his hands on my neck. I ran out afraid because she asked if she could ask me some questions. I ran out and left quickly, and i pulled over to the train tracks and i parked on them, i was just sobbing. i pulled to the side and got out and was walking on them, mindlessly just hoping it would kill me. All of a sudden i heard the sounds on the wheels on the metal tracks and i stopped and turned to stare at it. It was a good distance away but the tracks were straight so i could see it come. I pulled myself together and put in my mind not to move. As the whistle blared i stumbled out of the way and ran from it. Face it, i'm not even ma enough to kill myself.

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glitter162*
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April 13, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Here's an idea:
Hide babies everywhere in your house. When someone asks where babies come from, say "Where don't they come from?", and start opening all the cabinets.

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glitter162*
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April 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC

When butterflies fall in love
Do they feel people in their stomachs?

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Christa133
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April 13, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Feeling so sleep-deprived you laugh at the stupidest things because you're teetering in between sleepy and cranky.

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