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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
I love being basic.
I'm such a wh0r/e
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Ralph* · 1 decade ago
I can't wear shorts yet- but I have to admit- I was being a loser and ended up trying on my summer clothes. I was surprised to see on how much looser they were. Not by a lot, but they fit me differently. They're not as tight. I couldn't stop smiling that day...
So I rewarded myself with a bucket of fried chicken &cheese cake.
I swear, I pleasure myself in the best of ways. :3
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