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Tomwbu

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Member Since: 25 Dec 2012 02:26pm

Last Seen: 26 Jan 2014 02:13am

Birthday: July 2

Gender: M

user id: 343275

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MILA KUNIS

Hey bitchessss xP
Tom's the name and me and Mila Kunis have got something going on;)
1D r ma faves. x x x x
OFWGKTA and Two Door Cinema Club
If you're going to talk to me then don't be a twat, cheers babe.
I live somewhere in England, that you won't of heard of..
Where the weather is pretty shit and there's nothing interesting.
I spend a lot of time on the internet.
Cba bye.

Tomwbu
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
KEEP SCROLLING
I got nothing.

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Tomwbu
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December 25, 2012 4:56pm UTC
What's shoes do pedophiles wear?
.....White vans

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Tomwbu
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December 25, 2012 4:53pm UTC
It's annoying when a conversation looks promising then the other person stops replying.

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Tomwbu
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December 25, 2012 4:30pm UTC
I'm not saying she's a s|ut
But she's been pounded more times than the "i" in Pixar.

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Tomwbu
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December 25, 2012 4:23pm UTC
A quick shoutout
to all the other fruits, who haven't yet been chosen
to be the name of a company.

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Tomwbu
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December 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC
In the year 2060
Iphone 842 is released
The screen touches you.

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Tomwbu
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December 25, 2012 3:49pm UTC
Oh you drink Diet Coke?
Lol pls tell my about your healthy lifestyle.

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