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Tiny4

1. Tiny4
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   December 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC
   He's making a list, checking it twice. Gonna find out who's middle class and white.
   
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2. Tiny4
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   August 19, 2013 2:34pm UTC
   Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and don't turn up, leaving an empty arena. Iceland, I salute you.
   
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3. Tiny4
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   August 19, 2013 2:28pm UTC
   let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
   
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4. Tiny4
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   August 8, 2013 10:03am UTC
   The other day I asked my english teacher how long one of the essays he assigned should be.
   His response: Make it like a girl's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.
   I'm concerned.
   
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5. Tiny4
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   July 24, 2013 5:23pm UTC
   Nothing is better than eternal happiness, but a ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
   
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6. Tiny4
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   July 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
   The uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship.
   
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7. Tiny4
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   July 24, 2013 5:17pm UTC
   Shout out to my dad, he's always been like a father to me.
   
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8. Tiny4
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   June 4, 2013 10:10pm UTC
   The ultimate goal in life is to reproduce, so when you think about it, prostitutes really have it all figured out.
   
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9. Tiny4
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   June 4, 2013 7:12pm UTC
   My friend threw rice in my hair today. Maturity.
   
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10. Tiny4
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    June 3, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Every girl ever: When will guys realize that we just wa-
    Me: No. Stop. Your stupidity is actually bringing me pain.
    
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11. Tiny4
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    June 2, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    Some people play tennis, I corrode the human soul.
    
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12. Tiny4
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    November 17, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Riding in the car with my autistic cousin, her and my older sister are talking about the movie Wreck it Ralph
    My cousin: Hey, I know why they named her Vanellope. It's cuz of vanilla is a flavor and Penelope is a name.
    Me: Wow, I didn't catch that.
    My sister: Really?
    Me: *facepalm
    
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13. Tiny4
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    September 9, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    *le me in history class
    Teacher: What do you see in this picture?
    *On the projector is a picture of a field with some animals*
    Me: Cows!!!!
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Best friend:
    Fat kid:
    Special ed teacher in the back:
    Your mom:
    Obama:
    Teacher: Those are buffalo....
    
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