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Cammie
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I love you
"How do you know it's true love?"
Because I feel the same way, even when you're being an idiot.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

If websites were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:35am UTC

yes, a picture paints a thousand words,
but a thousand words can also paint a picture,
and that's why i write.

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Breeze
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 6:40pm UTC

she's broken
.
Format by Breeze

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:58am UTC

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:08pm UTC

*when i was at mcdonalds in the mall food court*
*girl takes spoon from counter*
employee: hey! you have to buy something to take the spoon!
girl: *takes one lick from the spoon and slowly backs away*
me: wtf just happened.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 6:46pm UTC

i always change my mind about everything
except the passwords i have been using since i was 10 years old

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Earth: I'm so hardcore

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 12:43pm UTC

What do you mean you can't hangout?
I showered for this.
I shaved for this.
I put a bra on for you.
I got off Wittyprofiles for you.
I am wearing pants.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:42pm UTC

excuse me favorite character,
did i give you permission to die

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Guess what, everyone!?
Not all girls are pretty. Not all guys are hot.
I know, this is a brand new concept.
Go ahead and take a moment.

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Breeze
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Me online: Hey bby <3
Me online: Why are you so sexy omg
Me online: You're hawt ;)
Me in real life: Uhm... hi?
Me in real life: *chokes*
Me in real life: *dies*

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Anxiety isn't a fashion statement. It's a miserable disorder with actual, real
uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love. So, stop making it "trendy".

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC

http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=wittyprofiles.com%2Fauthor%2FYOURWITTYUSERNAMEHERE&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
Your welcome.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 1:26am UTC

YOU'RE YOUNG,
YOU'RE SAFE,
YOU'RE ALIVE.
You're lucky.
For the love of God, stop whinging about how your parents don't let you do stuff, how that guy doesn't like you back, the amount of homework you have, the petty problems that aren't going to matter in a year's time. People died today - not just in Boston, but in Venezuela, Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Pakistan, Yemen and in other places that haven't been reported. There are problems in this world that you will never know first hand, and you are so, so lucky for that. There's a girl your age somewhere in the world who has spent her life worrying about whether or not she's going to get blown up or shot simply walking down the street, who could be killed for falling for the 'wrong' guy, for disobeying her parents, for daring to want an education.
Be grateful, everyday, for what you have.

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bye*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:47am UTC

beauty tip #3
want a quick a simple glow to your face? bend over at the waist, as far as you can go, and hold to the count of 30
fave for a series?

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 1:16pm UTC

You tell her she's beautiful, she'll tell you "No i'm not."
You tell her she isn't fat, she'll tell you "Do you see this?" and pull out her gut.
You compliment her on her looks, she'll tell you "There's girls out there who look better than me."
Do you know why she isn't taking any of your compliments?
It isn't because she likes hearing it or wants you to keep repeating it,
but because she truly feels like she doesn't deserve the compliments being given to her.
She knows her own flaws better than anyone else,
and they stand out to her more then anybody else.
So when she looks at herself, she doesn't see what you see.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC

If you're having a bad day
just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

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