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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:21pm EDT
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  2. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 5:42pm EST
    if the grass is greener on the other side,
    it's because it's fertilised with crap.
    Format by Breeze

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 7:32pm EDT
    Dear Juliet,
    Are you with me?
    ☐ yes
    ☐ yes
    Forever yours,

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 4:00pm EDT
    So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
    My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

  5. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:36pm EDT
    No matter how much life sûcks sometimes,
    there's always some kind of escape.
    And mine just so happens to be music.
    -Kellin Quinn.

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 4:19am EDT
    I love Taylor Swift. I think her song-writing skills are magical, and I think she's gorgeous, funny, cute and sweet. If you don't like her music or something, fair enough, but if you're just going to dislike her because she had a relationship with your favourite singer...? That's immature. She's just as entitled to making mistakes as you are. She's allowed to live her life and take risks, just like anyone else. R i g h t ?

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 2:34pm EDT
    it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby

  8. TimmyToTheTurner TimmyToTheTurner
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 5:52pm EDT
    i love making people who already hate me hate me even more.

  9. TwerkingThroughThePeasants* TwerkingThroughThePeasants*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:21pm EDT
    when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was
    from a TV show and for a while i was afraid because i thought i had it since i aways heard my own voice in my head so finally i tole a doctor and he told me what i experienced was called thinking.

  10. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 1:39pm EDT
    Incoming Freshmen
    You can have
    -good grades
    -a social life
    -enough sleep
    But you have to chose two.
    Good luck.
    ....Or you can be like me and have none of them

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 6:39pm EDT
    Sweat is your body crying becaue
    it wants you to stop exercising

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:21pm EDT
    Me: *Hisses at cute relationships*

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:36pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm not even a 2nd choice.
    I'm like an 8th choice and sometimes a 10th.

  15. ultimatedirectioner143 ultimatedirectioner143
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 1:35pm EDT
    me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
    me: so that's my contribution to society
    me: you're welcome

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:08pm EDT
    I wrote a song about a tortilla.
    Actually, it's more of a wrap.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:04pm EDT
    it's not
    you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:45am EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Swallowing magnets
    and hoping you become attractive.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:38pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Please don't ever yell at me.
    There is like a 113% chance that I will cry.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:51pm EDT
    1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not beautiful or brave, and even if it was, you will not be around to see that.
    2. Washing your hair is going to be a chore. But you should do it anyway. Because you will feel better about yourself.
    3. Get up late. Have a lay in. Sleep past your alarm. You have a very long life ahead of you and for now you should appreciate the cold side of your pillow.
    4. He is going to break your heart but he’s just another male human who finds it hard to deal with Mondays, too. So in a month you’ll wake up and you won’t even remember that little scar on his knuckle you kissed.
    5. Don’t spend hours looking up what your name means on google. Your name is your name and you should go out there and do heroic and good deeds and give your name your own meaning.
    6. Don’t fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are very nice.
    7. Music is good for your soul. Rap music will energise you and boost your ego and pop music will cheer you up. Indie music will make you think and emotional songs will make you cry and think about that boy again. It’s healthy.
    8. Victim complexes are not attractive. Boys and girls will not date you because you are sad. They are not going to date you and kiss your aching bones and cure you of your dragging depression. Wake up. Take a bath. Do your hair. Be attractive.
    9. Sadness is not poetic. Depression is not beautiful. Laying in bed all day and eating too much is lazy and disgusting and it is not tragic or pretty. Get up. Go outside. Let the sun warm your bones. Live.
    10. If it makes you happy, buy twenty of it. Dedicate your life to it. Print it on tv shirts and collect things and draw art of it. Do not care what people think. They are the unhappy people you need to avoid. The abuse they will hurl at you is painless compared to how sad they are. Pity them. Remain happy.
    11. You are allowed to be angry. But the world is not working against you. The flowers do not bloom for you and when your mother shouts ask her if she is okay instead of thinking she hates you. She never will. The world walks beside you and is silent. It does not trip you up or carry you.
    12. Day and night cycles are natural. Humans only sleep at night because we used to avoid predators in the dark because of our poor eyesight. Stay awake until 5am watching bad reality shows. Wake up at 7pm and have breakfast.
    13. Eat when you are hungry. Being bored does not constitute a chocolate bar. Sleep when you are tired. Do not mindlessly obey the sleep at night rule. If you are not tired, do not sleep.

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