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  1. rinkadoo99 rinkadoo99
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    T r u e L o v eIs when your boyfriend knocks on your door at 9:00 PM on your anniversary and gives you roses. I love my boyfriend.

  2. TimeOfMyLife TimeOfMyLife
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:51am UTC
    He is my boyfriend
    but he doesn't know it yet ;)

  3. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Want to know what A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H stand for in bra sizes?
    A - Almost boobs?
    B - Barely there.
    C - Can't complain
    D - Dang!
    DD - Double Dang!
    E - Enormous!
    F - Fake!
    G - Get a reduction.
    H- Help me, I've fallen and can't up!

  4. meghanmuffin meghanmuffin
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 12:59am UTC
    click the ‘♥’
    if you’re a
    gleek.

  5. NikolinaaaDenic NikolinaaaDenic
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 11:24am UTC
    This Place About To
    -------- Blow --------
    Ooh ! . <3

  6. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Fave This If You
    1. Pushed the door when it said Pull
    2. Told multiple inside jokes
    3. Talked about someone behind their backs but they accidentally hear you
    4. Just said what was EXACTLY on your mind that was TOTALLY embarrassing
    5. Tripped over nothing
    I was just wondering because, this happened to me before 0_0


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  8. emilysmith15 emilysmith15
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    Chocolate Rain!
    Chocolate? WHERE!
    Font © Emily Smith 2011


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  10. emz123 emz123
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    one of the most annoying things
    is when you think of an amazing quote
    and then you forget it -_-


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  12. crankthatclay crankthatclay
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    *getting arrested* \\
    cop: your in a lot of trouble..
    you: wait, wait wait..
    ♥cop: what?
    you: can i change my status to "chilling in jail?"
    format not mine.

  13. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    I never would've thought
    The one who used to always be there
    To wipe up all my tears
    would be the one
    Giving me so many reasons to cry
    and not even know about it

  14. heatherawr49 heatherawr49
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Today;
    I got my period, throwing up in the bathroom. My 5 year old brother walks in. "What's wrong?" "i got my period." "Oh." I knew he didn't know what that was. Three days later my brother had too much sugar, he started throwing up. He yells down to my mother saying; "MOM I GOT MY PERIOD! "
    MLIA

  15. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    (a brunette and a blonde are listening to the radio. La La La comes on)
    Blonde: La La LaLaLa LaLaLa LA LA
    Brunette: OH MY GOD SHUT UP AUBURN!
    Blonde: umm im blonde not auburn :P
    like if you get it

  16. livelifetothefullestx3 livelifetothefullestx3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Valentines Day
    (a.k.a Forever Alone Day)
    not mine. credit to whoever.


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