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TiffanyWeasley

Status: When you say 'beer can' in a British accent it's automatically bacon in a Jamaican accent.

Member Since: 11 Oct 2011 06:36pm

Last Seen: 3 Nov 2013 11:02am

Location: Oliver Phelps' bed c:

Gender: F

user id: 226123

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I am just a simple nerd. I belong to every fandom.
Now that THAT'S clear, let me tell you the other things about me.
Let's see.. I have been on this earth for exactly 12 years. I may be young, but I have the mind of a 16 year-old, I'll tell you that.
I want to be an author when I'm older, that is why I write fanfictions on Wattpad, here and sometimes Tumblr, when I'm bored. :P
I am Phelpsaholic on Wattpad and phelps-addiction on Tumblr. 
So my Tumblr username pretty much sums up what I have. I am obsessed with the GORGEOUS Phelps Twins who play the Weasley Twins in my u.f (ultimate fandom), Harry Potter. 
I also have obsessions with Matt Lewis (Neville Longbottom) and Devon Murray (Seamus Finnigan).
You ask me about One Direction I will SWALLOW you in reasons why I love the boys. 
Niall is my fave, btw. He's just awesome, food addiction and all.
But basically I love all the boys, but everyone has a favorite. 
My favorite band in the whole wide world is Swedish House Mafia and I love their songs One and Don't You Worry Child.
My best friends at the moment are Becca, Amber, Dana & Ethan. Ethan is a Potterhead, Amber is a Potterhead, Becca is a Potterhead. We get along just fine. But Dana? Obsessed with Bleach and any other anime you can think of..
So.. I have ships and OTPs, too. Here they are (otps with a *** by them)
- UsUk (Hetalia) ***
- Wolfstar (Remus+Sirius, HP) 
- Ronks (Remus+Tonks, HP) 
- Gerity (George+Verity, HP) ***
- Nuna (Neville+Luna, HP)
- Jily (James+Lily, HP) ***
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- Flarry [quite ridiculous, but funny] (Harry+Floor, HP) ***

So there you have it. DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY OTP'S, LIKE DANISNOTONFIRE SAID, "IF THEY KILL YOU, IT'S YOUR FAULT." 
Anyways, let's learn more!
I love English and History, and in English I am a boss. And in History I'm like a freakin' policeman when people get things wrong, especially when the teacher does it. I'm just thinking, WRONG, ! So yeah, I am pretty nerdy when it comes to that.
I also want to publish my book called 'Singing in the Rain'. It's pretty good, and my English teacher even said so, so.. maye I have a chance..? 
My favorite colors are blue, red, and green.
NO, NOT BECAUSE OLIVER PHELPS' FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE. 
Pfft, am I that predictable?
okay.. kinda..
MOVING ON.
I love drawing and reading ,especially when I get to draw chibis of basically anything. It's just an awesome skill. 
My favorite animals are pandas and owls. :} Owls are wise, and pandas like food and being lazy, so we get along. :}
Oh, and I am a narwhal, just so you know. That is my official animal form and I'm keeping it like that.
:} Adios, amigos. 
Lol, no, I can't speak Spanish.
 
  1. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    "Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the iq of the whole street." -Sherlock

  2. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you have a
    geekgasm
    {[and no one understands..

  3. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Lexi Potter♥
    //Prologue\\
    On July 31st, all I was expecting was another bad/horrible birthday with my brother, Harry. Not a freakin' trip to the zoo and find out Harry can talk to snakes. It was pretty amazing at first. Bloody brilliant. But how could he talk to snakes? Was he gifted somehow? Was it a blessing? So we went home to Privet Drive, and I did my usual: sat in the bedroom me and my brother shared, staring out the window at the silent street. The lights of the street posts illuminated Aunt Petunia's plants and made them look rather radiant in the light. The sight of this night was amazing. Now you see why I sit by the window all day, everyday?
    Harry came into the room and sat on the bed, staring at me. I looked back at him. "What?" I asked.
    "Why do you just sit there?"
    "Because I have nothing to keep myself occupied."
    Harry nodded understandingly, and looked at the door. The hall light had flicked on, and I heard Uncle Vernon's heavy, elephant-like footsteps down the hall.
    "So.. today.." Harry said, starting conversation.
    "Yeah, Harry, I think you're a mini version of Jesus now, just so you know."
    Harry laughed at that, something that rarely happened and I was capable of making him do. Sweet, right? "I was surprised, too.."
    I stared at him as he looked down at the cherry wood floor, sighing. "Nothing's wrong with you, Harry. Stop thinking you are."
    Harry looked up at me with wide eyes, looking at me with the exact same green eyes. "That was freaky."
    "Sounded, freaky."
    Harry rolled his eyes. "Whatever. I don't think there's anything wrong with me, anyways."
    "Well, then that's good."
    The both of us sat in silence for a few moments, awkwardness flooding the room and the moment. "I think it's bloody brilliant."
    Harry smiled at me, and I smiled back.
    Smiling. Something I made my brother do every day.
    Author's Note: Here it is! The prologue! I hope you like it, b/c I know I do. Anyways, if you want to be reminded of when I update, I probably won't do it b/c due to my state exams that are near I have a lot of studying and homework to do. c:

  4. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    OH MY GODRIC HI!!♥
    //HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY\\
    OMG HI PEOPLE. I haven't been on Witty in AGES. Feel free to slap me through the computer. c: So how are you? Good? Good. I have decided to make a story since I am BETTER at my writing skills and want to just WRITE. So.. I will be doing fanfiction only. c: I am doing a Harry Potter one, don't ask why, but I hope you'll like it, if not, then that's okay. c:
    And just so you know this is not my format, I thought it was pretty cool so.. whoever made this, you're awesome.

  5. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:35am UTC
    "THE ONLY THING STRONGER
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  6. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    quiz
    10 Favorites
    • Favorite Colosr: Green and Black
    • Favorite Food: Won-Ton Soup
    • Favorite Band: One Direction, Paramore, Coldplay, Hollywood Undead
    • Favorite Show: Kingdom
    • Favorite Sport: Rugby
    • Favorite Season: Winter
    • Favorite Day of the Week: Sunday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Mint
    • Favorite Time of Day: Nightt
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Tired
    • Current Taste: Chocolate
    • Current Clothes: shirt and jeans
    • Current Computer: Macbook
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: None :P
    • Current day: Saturday.
    • Current Surroundings: My TV, and Apple remote..
    • Current Annoyance(s): My brother
    • Current Thought: Why do I smell chicken?
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: SIERRA!
    • First crush this school year: Kristiiiaaan
    • First Screen Name: dunno..
    • First Pet: A cat
    • First Piercing: My belly button..
    • First Thing You Did Today: Eat..
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Cheesecake
    • First School: Garrison.
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Frosted Flakes
    • Last Car Ride: Yesterday
    • Last Text Message: Ol..
    • Last Movie Seen: The Ward
    • Last Item Bought: Tea
    Last CD Played: Ummm.... Breaking Benjamin
    • Last Website: Facebook, Witty,tumblr.youtubeeeeee
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yusssh
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: no
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Nope
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass door: Every single day
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: YUUP :D
    5 Places You've Been To
    -USA
    -U.K
    -Hawaii
    -Canada
    -Scotland
    4 Things
    You're Wearing: shirtt and pants
    • You Did Last Night: use my brothers laptop..
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: Family Gut
    • You Can't Live Without:Oxygen...and my phone
    3 People You Can tell anything to
    • Brandon
    • Jared
    • Amber
    2 Choice
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. hot or cold: cold
    1 Love
    • what first love or someone you love
    First love was: Nicky..
    Current love: GARY!!

  7. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    what if harry never denied
    draco's request,
    and they became friends?

  9. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    what if the harry potter characters discovered the harry potter series?
    oi mean, just imagine it. fred could've lived, sirius could've. so could have tonks, remus, hedwig, cedric, and many others! that would've been just the greatest thing ever!

  10. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    i always thought fred and george would've been the 5th and 6th marauders.
    nmf.nmq

  11. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    if you see the police:
    WARN A BROTHA

  12. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end.
    Luna Lovegood
    NMF.

  13. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    just a rant.
    okay.. so i found a ship called "gerity". (george w.+verity).i used to ship this SO BAD.. but then i came to my senses. okay.. so, george is a kind guy, right? and verity works for him. i don't think george would date his employees. just, no. and verity probably wouldn't date her boss, so.. gerity shippers..
    GTFO.
    my opinion, plz don't judge.

  14. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Mermaid Man: Why else would we run around in colored underwear?
    Squidward: I can think of 3 good reasons.
    O.e

  15. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Sometimes I understand why Jo killed Tonks and Remus..
    but then I get angry at the face she did..

  16. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    When you ship something so hard..
    it hurts..

  17. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:58am UTC
    A small part of me will never forgive JKR
    for killing Fred. I understand she did it for a reason, but I will never forgive her for that. For making George live without the other half of his soul.

  18. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Dumbledore's man through and through..

  19. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:40am UTC
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
    the things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. ~luna lovegood
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯

  20. TiffanyWeasley TiffanyWeasley
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:34am UTC
    The Marauders
    Chapter 3
    Tiffany's POV
    I walked into the Common Room that night with Ron and Harry, and bid them goodbye, for tonight. I saw George already sitting down on one of the sofa's, reading something. I walked over to him and sat down.
    "Hey, George." I said, pushing my hair behind my ear.
    "Hey!" George said, and jumped at thesight of me.
    I giggled.
    "Sorry." I said.
    "Whatcha reading?"
    "Oh, um, nothing. Fred gave this to me." George answered, shoving the piece of parchment into his back pocket.
    "So.. what did you want to do? Just talk?" I asked him, setting my bag down on the floor.
    "Sure. Talking is.. is good enough." George answered me, looking down.
    "George, don't be shy." I said.
    "It's just me."
    George looked up at me, then over to the window.
    "Right.." He said.
    "So um.. excited for Quidditch tomorrow?" I asked.
    "You don't play Quidditch.." George answered.
    I giggled.
    "George, I watch you play. And your pretty good." I said, poking him in the ribs.
    "Just me?" George asked.
    I shook my head.
    "No. I watch Harry and Ron, too." I answered him.
    "Aah." George said, and looked at the floor.
    "Why are you so shy?" I asked George, curiously.
    "Because, I... kind of.. like you." George answered.
    I nodded.
    "Why?" I asked.
    "Well, your pretty, nice, and smart.." George answered.
    I smiled, and grabbed George's hand.
    "That's the nicest thing I've gotten all day." I said.
    George jerked his hand from mine.
    "Yeah, and your also the school babe.." He said.
    "That's not my fault." I said.
    "Oh, it isn't?" George said.
    I shook my head.
    "George, I didn't ask to be. It sort of just.. happened." I said.
    "Right.." George mumbled.
    I stood.
    "If you have a problem with me then you shouldn't be around me anymore." I said, and grabbed my bag.
    I stalked off to the Girls Dormitories.

    George's POV
    The next morning I was sitting in the Common Room. Alone. By the fire. Then I saw a set of legs come near me and I knew it was Fred.
    "You blew it, didn't you?" He asked.
    I nodded.
    "She hates me.." I said.
    Fred sat down next to me, and hugged his knees.
    "Well, there's plenty of-" Fred began.
    "No, there' s not one girl in this school like her." I said.
    "There's nothing you can do now," Fred said.
    "Just give up, you blew it!"
    I got up.
    "Thanks for being supportive, Fred."
    Fred stood up, and grabbed my shoulder as I turned to walk away.
    "Hold your thestrals, mister, I wasn't done." He said.
    I turned to face Fred.
    "What?" I asked.
    "There is.. one thing you can do." Fred answered.
    "And what exactly is that?" I asked.
    "Apologize." Fred answered.
    I let out a weak laugh.
    "I knew you were going to say that." I said, tilting my head a bit.
    "Now let's go, lover boy." Fred said, grabbing me by the arm, and pulling me out of the Common Room.
    Author's Note:
    This took a while, I had nothing to write about. :P

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