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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC

JUST BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE UGLY.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:22pm UTC

I still remember the first day i met you.

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Jessicer
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I hit myself in the face with my knee.
I'm such a failure.
XD
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MissAnna
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:02pm UTC

PROPER APOLOGIES HAVE 3 PARTS:
1."WHAT I DID WAS WRONG."
2. I FEEL BADLY THAT I HURT YOU.
and lastly, number three:
"how can I make this better?"

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Yay2horses
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Dear People of Witty:
This is Connor, one of Ash's friends from archery.
Last night, she died.
She threw herself in front of a moving car.
I was with her.
We were coming back from the woods, and she was telling me about this website, and how she'd been getting a lot of hate for the quote she posted about her life.
We were waiting to cross the street when she got this glint in her eye that I've never seen before. It scared me.
Before I could react, she ran into the middle of the road, right in front of a semi.
I watched it in slow-motion, and I screamed.
Finally, the road cleared.
All I saw was a mangled, bloody mess.
She was dead.
Later that night, I went to her house, and up to her room.
Her journal was open to a page saying this:
Dear whoever cared to find this:
I'm probably already dead, if you're readig this.
And, I have some apologisies.
1. I'm sorry, to the people who called me an attention who.re.
2. I'm sorry for making me seem better than the rest of you. I am not.
3. I'm sorry for all the people on witty to endure my 'annoying bit.chyness'.
4. I'm sorry to the people on witty for ever being borm.
Then at the bottom, she gave the user and pass to go on and make this quote.
She also signed her name in blood.
I just have to say a big thank you to all you people her made her do this to herself.
Made my best friend do this.
I wanted to marry her someday.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Guysaregreat_donthate
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Go look in the Mirror.
Did it break?, No cause you're beautiful.
Go stand on the scale.
Did It Say Error? No, cause you're skinny
Look Down At Your Phone
Are you Alone? No, Cause you have Me ♥
Guysaregreat_donthate
Format credit to: who ever made this font. Lol. (: IWh

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kenzie10
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Did you ever think about running away?
Cause I was thinking about leaving today.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:52pm UTC

In the morning
Me: *peacefully sleeping*
Sun: RISE AND SHINE!
Parents: Oh she's still sleeping let's talk super loud
Alarm clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP WAKE UP
Computer: Don't you want to go on me?
Food: You know your hungry
Witty Profiles: There's always me if you don't feel like sleeping anymore.
Me: Ok

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 2:28am UTC

psychological fact:
if you can see this,
i'm fairly sure you are probably not blind, dead or amish.

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ForgiveMe
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC

What if...
You woke up tomorrow.. thinking that its a regular day..
But NO!
You meet the love of your life..
The one that you would spend the rest of your life with.
<3

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mireunlove15
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Are we even allowed to have our own opinions anymore?
It seems like you have to agree with society on everything or else you're not accepted.
1

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:23pm UTC

When i fail a test, at first i'm like: (❛⁾︵❛⁾) But then i find out my bestfriend failed too: ƪ(ˆ◡ˆʃƪ(ˆ◡ˆʃ
format by neversaynever16

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Wouldn't it be
awesome to have a best friend like
Jenna Marbles?
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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runningislife*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

credittoforgeterr
Imagine your teacher as
That awkward moment when,
you clog the toilet at your friend's house.

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isabel*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Drake and Josh #1
Josh: Uh oh. I just had a bad thought.
Megan: What? You might grow old, never get married, and die alone?
Josh: No... But thank you for pointing out that possibility.

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iluhyoux
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:13pm UTC

Me: *Trying to sneak out*
Doorhinge: Lol no.
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me: *Opens door as slowly as possible*
Doorhinge: Allow me to play you the song of my people.

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Alliebabiiee
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Dad: *yelling at the tv*
Me: You're yelling at the players like they're actually going to hear you.
Dad: You're in love with a boy who will never know you exist.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Don't talk to me ever again.
nmq

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

That moment when you realise all your friends are gorgeous,
and well, you're just a potato.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:10am UTC

Here on witty, unless you tell me you're a boyI will assume you're a girl.

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