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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:44pm UTC

REAL MEN WEAR PINK?
I would beg to differ.
I know of thousands beyond thousands
of "REAL MEN" that don't wear pink.
But instead, they were camouflage
and protect our contry.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 12:26am UTC

girl: can i go to the bathroom
female teacher: nope
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
female teacher: oh ok yes, go.
girl: can i go to the bathroom
male teacher: lol no
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?Father: It means 'to be happy'.Son: Are you gay?.Father:No, son. I have a wife.
.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 3:32pm UTC

AS WE GOT OLDER THE MONSTERS
CREPT FROM UNDER OUR BEDS TO INSIDE OUR
our heads.....

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 1:01am UTC

Omegle
stranger: females kik me Andrew321
me: I'll kik you
me: right in the bállsack
your converstional partner has disconnected

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Rule number one to being my friend:
I am allowed to insult myself, but you cannot agree with me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:48pm UTC

if it takes more than 3 minutes
in the microwave, i'm not cooking it.

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Dear tampon and pad companies,
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom
now knows I am on my period thank you.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Doctor: The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
Me: *eats bag of jellybeans*
Me: Nailed it

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:36pm UTC

"ooooohhh" i say
as i still don't understand.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 6:59pm UTC

My 14 year old friend has a club penguin..
And she still goes on it..
and she has a membership..
since she was 9..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent
of having no talent and making a lot of money because of it.

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 3:30pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate the moment
when you accidentally close the wrong tab.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:29pm UTC

People: The music you listen to is gay!
Me: Tell me again how music can have a sexual orientation.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 12:40pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You're as irrelevant
as the "t" in the word "tsunami".

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Its terribly difficult
to find someone who completely
loves you for the person who you are.
Most of the time, people make ridiculous demands;
they expect you to change the little bits of yourself
to cater their wishes.
What I think is,
we all deserve someone who will love,
the good, the bad, the disgusting,
the weird bits and pieces about us
being late all the time,
not knowing how to play sports properly,
not having any particular talent,
being clumsy,
the PMS moments,
and changing my mind every other day.
That someone, is worth keeping for the rest of your life.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

"And essay should be like a womans skirt, long enough to cover the subject,
but short enough to keep interest." - My Social Studies teacher

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Omegle
stranger: Hello
me: hi
stranger: m or f?
me: f
stranger: you hórny?
me: a little.
me: but the doctor says i could get them removed through surgery.
your converstional partner has disconnected

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BrunetteBiitch
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Apparently,
If you laugh for 24 hours,
you get a six pack.
New life goal?
I think, yes!

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:18pm UTC

does anyone else find it weird that witty's been alive for 10 years and we still don't even know what Steve looks like

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