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  1. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    I'm sorry my insecurities ruin
    Everything.

  2. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Saying goodbye
    is the most painful way of solving a problem.
    Tumblr/Nmf

  3. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Dear mom,
    I'm wearing skinny jeans,
    If i can't get them off
    Neither can the rapist
    Love, Your daughter.
    nmq/nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:46am UTC
    Everything you're running away from
    is in your head.
    Nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:11am UTC
    My summer....
    【 TV 】   (・ *) |
    |_ヾ(・_・ )
    ( ^o^)_且~~
    [(-_-)]
    (-o-) ZZzzz..

  6. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    “What kind of bee makes milks? BOO BEE'S."”
    -Jenna marbles

  7. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    * One thing by one direction comes on radio*
    Sister : *screaming* YOU GOT THAT ONE THING!!
    Mom: Who sings this?
    Me:One Erection
    Sister :ONE "DIRECTION"!......What dose "Erection" mean?
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: It's means your sister is grounded

  8. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Big bang theory qoute #2
    *Wolowitz checks his Caller ID*.
    Wolowitz: Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have s/e/x tonight. (answers) Hey, baby...
    Penny: His right hand is calling him?

  9. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Big bang theory quote #1
    Leonard: Once you open the box it loses it's value.
    Penny: Ya, My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.

  10. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Sexual wednesdays.

  11. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Be confident.
    Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be something we aren't.
    Everybody has their strengths and weeknesses,
    and it is only when you accept everything you are - and aren't
    that you will truly succeed.

  12. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I'll try until i can't.
    nmf/tumblr

  13. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 1:59am UTC
    I wish i could talk to owls.
    Nmf.

  14. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 1:54am UTC
    Life is either a daring adventure
    or nothing.
    <3

  15. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    "I don't believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now."
    nmf/nmq

  16. Thethingsinevertoldyou Thethingsinevertoldyou
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Awkward situations #1
    Actually brought a friend over my house,My brother decided to act like a dog,He started humping her leg then licked her thigh -___-.
    Nmf (:

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