* One thing by one direction comes on radio* Sister : *screaming* YOU GOT THAT ONE THING!! Mom: Who sings this? Me:One Erection Sister :ONE "DIRECTION"!......What dose "Erection" mean? Me: Mom: Me: Mom: It's means your sister is grounded
Big bang theory qoute #2 *Wolowitz checks his Caller ID*. Wolowitz: Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have s/e/x tonight. (answers) Hey, baby... Penny: His right hand is calling him?
Be confident. Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be something we aren't. Everybody has their strengths and weeknesses, and it is only when you accept everything you are - and aren't that you will truly succeed.
Awkward situations #1 Actually brought a friend over my house,My brother decided to act like a dog,He started humping her leg then licked her thigh -___-. Nmf (: