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  1. Sarah Elizabeth♡* Sarah Elizabeth♡*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    The thoughts running through my head
    My body numb
    I wonder if this choice is right.

  2. stephy12354 stephy12354
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    No one talks to her,
    she feels so alone.
    Shes in to much pain
    to survive on her pwn

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    why did the mushroom go to the party?
    because he was a "fungi".


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    temple run: the only game where you can turn left and turn left and turn left and keep f/ckin turning left.

  6. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    If someone asks me "plz" because its shorter than 'Please',
    I tell them "No" because its shorter than 'Yes'.
    True story

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    benefits of dating me:
    you will be dating me.
    i could go on, but i think i have made my point clear.

  8. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Dont hate me
    just, please, dont hate me.

  9. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:17pm UTC
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  10. Austinn Austinn
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Teenager Post # 7508
    *Police pulls me over*
    Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
    Me: "Because you were bored and wanted someone to talk to?"
    teenagerposts.tumblr.com
    nmf

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    My love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight.

  12. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Skip one, two, three or four.
    You don't need to eat, not anymore.
    Your thighs need a gap,
    your arms need to be thin,
    Maybe he'll love you then.
    You need that flat stomach,
    You need that slim face,
    Come on little girl, pick up the pace.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs...
    say thank you, because that sh/t is expensive.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    there are two people in this world:
    1) people who have peed in the shower
    2) those who lie

  15. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    So I saw this on fb a few minutes ago;
    *girl goes 4 boob surgery*
    girl: im gonna miss yhoo :*
    boyf: me too :* i luff yhoo hunnay Xx
    girl: me twoo babaay xX
    *after the surgery*
    girl: Dad where is me boiif? Xx
    Dad: you didn know who gave yhoo de boobiez?
    *lyk if Yh0o CriOoEd </3'xox*
    Me: What I cried at was your spelling

  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    The Little Mermaid could have written Eric a note explaining
    her situation and why he needed to kiss her. That would
    have been much easier than having Eric ram a giant boat into Ursula.

  17. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I'm constantly
    reminded that
    I'll never be
    good enough
    & it sucks

  18. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Confession: Sometimes I mix "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter" with real butter to make "I Can Kinda Believe Some of this is Butter."

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    you are now aware
    that you cannot say
    "irish wristwatch."

  20. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:59am UTC
    missing you like this is such sweet sorrow, ♥
    won't you come Back to me?

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