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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2016 11:43pm UTC
    remember to always file your taxes, kids. because if you don't, you'll owe literally everything you were supposed to get back if you wait too long. I'm so livid right now. in 2013 I was supposed to get like $160 back but my mom held on to my w-2 because the "free" website was gonna charge me to file and I didn't have the money, and I ended up forgetting. and now I owe them $116. like it's so messed up.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 2, 2016 4:22am UTC
    It is 4am and I have to get up at 5am for work. I have yet to sleep. I am screwed. and I am working with people who didn't seem the friendliest. so, I am kinda scared about that to boot.
    working 8 hours on no sleep with people that seem mean. heaven help me.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 29, 2016 10:27pm UTC
    so, today I left the house at 11am expecting to come home with a potential job. instead, I get home at 10pm after being hired on the spot and working an 8 hour shift. I NEED A NAP. I horked down food I usually hate because I didn't eat a single thing all day. I was told I'd work 22 hours a week. I'M GETTINNG ALMOST DOUBLE. I'm tired and full of regret and annoyance at being an adult.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 27, 2016 7:10pm UTC
    today I ran into my ex-best friend's
    grandma. she kept going on and on
    about how we need to work things
    out and be friends again. she said
    that my ex bestie wanted to, and
    talked about how we used to be
    closer than sisters. to top it off, my
    sister kept telling me I need to try
    and make up with her. so, I got my
    sister to message her and kind of
    extend the olive branch. in return,
    I get rejected and then it's suddenly
    my fault (she was just as bad as me.
    I wasn't the only one that was mean.
    it takes two.) and her mom apparently
    doesn't want me anywhere near her.
    like, everyone wants to criticize me
    for being mean and all that, but look
    what happens when I try to make
    myself vulnerable. like, it's not worth
    the hurt. I was fine like two weeks
    ago and now I'm a mess.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 26, 2016 9:24pm UTC
    guys can be so stupid I swear. I like
    yahtzee, it is a fun game. I don't have
    people to play with so I got the app.
    then, this guy starts talking to me,
    adds me on kik and everything. he
    has a girlfriend/fiance/whatever, and
    he would flirt with me. hardcore. and
    I told him a million times I was not
    into him and that I never would be
    but he like expected me to be so
    grateful that he was into me that I'd
    change my mind. anyway, that was
    a turn off but he was persistent to
    win me over. even tho he is not my
    type, and has a fiance anyway. plus
    he's one of those people that think
    they are so profound when they're
    just extremely condescending. then,
    to top it all off, he starts talking about
    his criminal past. domestic abuse and
    corruption of a minor (which is basically
    statutory r.ape) and like WHY? what sane
    person would disclose that to someone
    who was in an abusive relationship
    (mentally, physically, and s.exually)?
    who they were trying to win over?
    it honestly just makes me not want to
    talk to you at all, sir.
    (he called the minor he corrupted a
    ho who begged for it. like are you kidding
    me? she was 13. he was an adult.)

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 26, 2016 4:31pm UTC
    ladies, if he knows you for one day
    and he's already hitting you with the
    "I love you", he's probably lying. and
    if he adds in "I've never felt this way
    about anyone before.." then not only
    is he lying, but he probably throws
    that same line to anyone that'll listen.
    all in all: proceed with caution.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 24, 2016 4:01pm UTC
    yes hello, my name is hanna, and i fail at life.
    i filled out applications, never got an email so I didn't bother checking the messages on my answering machine (because they were places I applied to before. I always got an email before a call.) and now here I am, over a week late, to a call for a job position. I AM SUCH A... GAAAH. here's to hoping they still are interested in me when I call tomorrow.

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 19, 2016 9:05pm UTC
    idk why, but I am getting hammered with depression and anxiety like it's no body's business these oast few days.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 16, 2016 12:22pm UTC
    do you think that when snakes are swimming down a stream doin their thang, and it get to a shallow part where there is rocks and stuff before it gets deeper, they're like "wtf? what kind of resistance training bullsh/t is going on here?" like they're just basically floating their way to a new location when suddenly they have to work for it.

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 16, 2016 12:12pm UTC
    I feel so bad for people that have a genuine interest in getting to know me. like, my best friend and I would message all day everyday so after I get comfortable with a person, I can't shut the hell up. I'm so low maintenance at first but I slowly shift into high maintenance because I just need a lot of attention. it's a problem.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 14, 2016 11:36am UTC
    I hope that if there is aliens, that they're a bunch more sophisticated than humans. humans are so selfish, if there ever were aliens, they'd think it was their right to sneak out to space, take one, and study it or some crap. I just think it'd be nice if aliens wouldn't take that s.hit.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 7, 2016 2:01pm UTC
    I think it's bulls.hit when employers can't be bothered to let someone know that they didn't get a job. like all you have to do is send an email that says no thanks. it's not that hard. if you reviwed the application it's as easy as copy and pasting some generic rejection letter. don't pull that "don't contact us, we'll get ahold of you if we're interested" bulls.hit and just let them assume they didn't get the job after waiting for however long.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2016 7:49pm UTC
    applying to jobs is the never-ending
    circle of hell that no one should have
    to endure.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2016 12:02pm UTC
    I do like 20-30 mimutes a day on an elliptical (unless someone is home. then no thank you.) depending on what time I finally get around to doing it, what I ate, the resistence, etc. and yeah it's hard, but it's supposed to be. and I can do 30 minutes of that. as a fattie. and it gives me great joy that I can do that. and that the non-fattie people in my house, that like to make me feel like crap for being a fattie, are dead and can't hit 5 minutes (even with 0 resistence.)

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    April 4, 2016 7:23pm UTC
    do you ever just.. need to get away?
    I hate being here so much now. I hate
    the people that are here. I can barely
    tolerate my shady, disloyal family.

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 28, 2016 11:24am UTC
    happy birthday to me, since no one else is saying it to me (which is more upsetting than I thought itd be.)

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    March 27, 2016 5:04pm UTC
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  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2016 11:34am UTC
    I'm going to be spending my 21stbirthday with my mom because I have no friends. lol.

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2016 4:49pm UTC
    my mom likes to mispronounce words onpurpose because she thinks it's cute and funny, and it drives me insane.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2016 2:23pm UTC
    my relationship status:single because I don't want to be in a relationship until I'm happy withmyself, because I don't want to put myselfin a situation where I don't choose meif things go wrong.


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