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The_Slender_Child
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May 26, 2013 6:31am UTC

It's my fifteenth birthday! I finally saw the legendary cats!

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May 18, 2013 6:03am UTC

It's hard to find a boyfriend,
When you never go outside.

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May 3, 2013 3:08pm UTC

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April 23, 2013 7:10am UTC

Stop the obsession with thigh gaps
You shouldn't starve yourself to get a thigh gap. It's upsetting that so many of you think that you need to starve yourself to be pretty. But another thing I'm getting annoyed at, is so many of you calling thigh gaps 'ugly' and 'unnatural' Stop. Just stop. Some of us have natural thigh gaps and they're an indication that we are at an ideal bodyweight for our frame. Some of us have issues with our weight as it is. Take me for example. At the age of ten, I weighed around three stone, not because I was starving myself but because my metabolism is unnaturally fast and my stomach would throw up anything I ate. You think that was fun for me? Luckily, my stomach no longer does that and I am at a healthy weight for my frame now but I can no longer gain any more weight past 6 and a half stone. So I have a natural thigh gap. But I didn't actually care until I saw so many people commenting on how 'ugly' 'disgusting' 'awful' thigh gaps were. Just shut it. A lot of you are really hypocritical and it does my head in. I don't care whether, you're fat, thin, or somewhere in between because it's your personality that counts and a lot of you are starving your personality.
Rant over.

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The_Slender_Child
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April 6, 2013 9:39pm UTC

It's 2AM here in England. ChaoticMonki's livestream doesn't start for another two hours. But I'm gonna stay up all night. Dedicated fan, move out of my way.

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April 6, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Anyone else staying up late to watch ChaoticMonki's livestream? Just me? Okay then...

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The_Slender_Child
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March 1, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Bored so will anyone go on omegle and chat with me? Have Steve, food, and witty profiles as your interest! :D

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The_Slender_Child
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February 26, 2013 4:55pm UTC

Would like some awesome people to follow me and some awesome people for me to follow!
@LizzieMroz

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February 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Any Wittians got Twitter? Would like some awesome people to follow me and some awesome people for me to follow!
@LizzieMroz

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The_Slender_Child
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February 20, 2013 8:49am UTC

Sarcasm
It's my best friend.

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The_Slender_Child
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February 20, 2013 8:46am UTC

SHE DELETED ME OFF FACEBOOK?
Good.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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February 3, 2013 4:48pm UTC

When you post a quote, don't be upset if you only get one fave.
You posted a quote that meant something to you, whether it be a vent, a sentence from your favourite movie, or just a joke you heard on the radio that you found funny. And one fave meant somebody got it, they understand your quote. For a moment there, you connected with someone that you don't even know. And they connected with you. One fave isn't a bad thing. In fact it's a good thing. One fave is better than one hundred faves because it means that even when the world seems bleak and dark, there is always one person there who can relate to you.

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The_Slender_Child
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January 28, 2013 10:16am UTC

Russian Phrases for the Wittian
I am a socially awkward penguin
Я социально неуклюжий пингвин.
(Pronounced as YA sotsialʹno neuklyuzhiy pingvin.)
I have an excellent social life... On the internet.
У меня есть отличная социальная жизнь ... На интернет.
(Pronounced as U menya yestʹotlichnaya sotsialʹnaya zhiznʹ ... Na internet.)
I worship a guy named Steve.
Я поклоняюсь парень по имени Стив.
(Pronounced asYA poklonyayusʹparenʹ po imeni Stiv.)
Who needs Facebook when you have Witty?
Кто нуждается в Facebook, если у вас есть Остроумный?
(Pronounced as Kto nuzhdayetsya v Facebook , yesli u vas yestʹ Ostroumnyy ?)
I have over one hundred cats.
У меня есть более ста кошек.
(Pronounced as U menya yestʹ boleye sta koshek.)

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The_Slender_Child
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January 28, 2013 9:49am UTC

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand "B/TCH, GIVE ME SOME LEMONADE."
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | quote The_Slender_Child

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January 28, 2013 9:44am UTC

My school has this thing installed on this computer where they are able to monitor every single computer screen at once.
I do not agree with this "invasion" of privacy. Even though I should be doing my work. And I shouldn't be on Witty.

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The_Slender_Child
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January 28, 2013 9:42am UTC

I like this new random format button because now I can be lazier and not go find a format.

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The_Slender_Child
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January 28, 2013 9:37am UTC

You know you have an awesome best friend,
When you can swear at each other in Russian.

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The_Slender_Child
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January 28, 2013 9:33am UTC

You know you have an awesome best friend,
When you can swear at each other in Russian.

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The_Slender_Child
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January 16, 2013 3:07pm UTC

Taylor Swift has written five songs about Harry Styles and their breakup and is now in the process of recording them.
And I'm not joking.

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