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May 5, 2012 9:33pm UTC

My sons name is going to be
Caden Benjamin(:

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May 5, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Im pregnant. Im 16 and im having a boy

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May 3, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Dear Ex boyfriend,
You pretend like i dont exist anymore but i dont care because i have someone else and i love him
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear girl i hate
Dear boy i love
Dear best friend
Dear ex best friend
Dear current boyfriend
Dear mom
Dear dad
Dear Future me
Dear future boyfriend

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April 30, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Im pregnant.

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January 4, 2012 5:26pm UTC

My baby brother stopped breathing...he's in the ICU i've been crying my eyes out and i cut myself i cant watch my baby brother go through this.

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January 1, 2012 4:21pm UTC

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January 1, 2012 2:18pm UTC

A - Available? Nope!
B - Birthday? June 13
C - Crushing on? Im taken(:
D - Drink you last had? Coke
E - Easiest person to talk to? My mom
F - Favorite song? Dont have one
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms
H - Hometown? Houston,TX
I - In love with? Almost(:
J - Jealous of? No one
K - Killed someone? Yeah........no
L - Longest car ride? 17 hours
M - Milkshake flavor? Vanilla
N - Number of siblings? 6
O - One wish? That life can be easier
P - Person you texted last? Kailyn
Q - Question you are always asked? Are you single
R - Reason to smile? That im alive
S - Song you last listened to? Safe and Sound- Taylor Swift
U - Underwear color? Black
V - Violent moment you had? getting into a fight with my ex-best friend
W - Worst habit? i talk to much
X - X-rays you had? Leg, arm and head
Y - Yoyos are? odd..
Z - Zodiac sign? Gemni

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January 1, 2012 2:09pm UTC

My baby brother Matt, he's 2 months old.
He had to go to the hospital
His face got really red and he stopped breathing
Im really scared

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November 12, 2011 2:03pm UTC

I miss him...

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November 5, 2011 12:54am UTC

Im crushed...he never loved mecredit;yourbackbonebroseph

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October 22, 2011 2:06am UTC

Today at school
He came up to me and said
i dont want her i want you
You are my best friend
My Secret keeper
My listener
and my love
Then he kissed me
His girlfriend was right there
She slapped me in the face
Then slapped him
She butterflied my locker
which means she took the
combonation side and turned it on
The other side and i got locked out
of my locker.
She shoved me into walls
she has thrown food at me
she has even teepeed my house
Knocked over my mailbox
and threatened my family
But no matter what she does
I WILL STILL LOVE HIM!
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October 9, 2011 9:01pm UTC

Titanic
The Notebook
The Last Song
Dear John
Beastly
Valentine's Day
Charlie St.Cloud
Letters to Juliet
Eclipse
New Moon
Twilight
Dirty Dancing
Love and Other drugs
Girls:
think it is so romantic what the guys do for their girlfriends and wish theirs would do the same
Guys:
they laugh at how pathetic it is

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October 9, 2011 10:16am UTC

The doctors called this morning... Matthew wont eat anything...they say that he is lactose intolerant...i dont believe them please Matty just eat for them
{♥}

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October 9, 2011 12:36am UTC

My new siblings are so sweet
Matthew is sooo smiley
Sophia is a sleepy little baby(:
My dad took me and victoria home now we get to tell Charlotte and Adam about the new babies!

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October 8, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Just welcomed baby brother
Matthew James
4 lbs 1oz 15 inches
AND!
Sophia Rochelle
4 lbs 0oz 15 inches
Thank you God for my new twin siblings! They are premature but they are perfect now you keep my daddy home!

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October 8, 2011 5:58pm UTC

Who is from Texas?
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October 8, 2011 5:38pm UTC

Daddy is here! I haven't seen him in 8 months!
Michael is watching Charlotte and Adam
Victoria and I are with my mom and dad at the hospital
my mom is now dialated 7 just three more!
We've been here for 4 hours
Charlotte and Adam didnt know mom was pregnant so they dont know what is going on
I'll put up an update soon

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October 8, 2011 2:54pm UTC

OMFG! MY MOM IS GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE THE BABY!
MY DAD IS STILL ON THE PLANE COMING HOME FROM IRAQ!
IM IN THE WAITING ROOM
MY MOM HAS DIALATED LIKE 1 WE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO BUT OMGF
DADDY GET HOME SOON!

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September 30, 2011 11:51am UTC

Some people just make me sick...

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September 27, 2011 6:48pm UTC

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