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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 12:07pm UTC

DON'T
DIE
WONDERING

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TheNewGirl1
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April 29, 2012 12:02pm UTC

MY GRADUATION SPEECH:
"I'd like to thank Google, Wikipedia
and the inventor of copy & paste."

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:56am UTC

I DON'T HATE PEOPLE
i just feel better when they are not around

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:01am UTC

Say the words below out loud
ICE
BANK
MICE
ELF
nmf

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TheNewGirl1
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April 27, 2012 1:59pm UTC

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PEOPLE FROM YOUR PAST
because there's a perfect reason they're not the part of your future

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:52pm UTC

SHE WANTS TO BE YOUR GIRL
NOT JUST ONE OF YOUR GIRLS

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:49pm UTC

SHE WAS JUST
ANOTHER ONE

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Mathematics may not teach us
how to add love or how to minus
hate. But it gives us every reason
to hope that every problem has a
solution

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:18pm UTC

OUR LOVE
DOESN'T
CHANGE

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 1:47pm UTC

It used to be
20 and never been kissed
but now it is
16 and pregnant

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 1:35pm UTC

"Are you crying?"
"Nope. I'm trying out my waterproof mascara"

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 1:02pm UTC

It is really sad that a person who kicks the ball around
earns more money than the person who risks his own
life to save others

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 12:58pm UTC

They say that smile is the best weapon.
I think that bricks are even better.

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 2:27pm UTC

JOHNNY WAS A CHEMIST'S SON.
BUT JOHNNY IS NO MORE.
WHAT JOHNNY THOUGHT WAS H2O
WAS H2SO4

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 12:57pm UTC

You laugh at me because I'm different,
but I laugh at you because you are all the same
- John Davis

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 12:42pm UTC

WHEN I WAS
BORN
I WAS SO
SURPRISED
I DIDN'T TALK FOR A
YEAR
AND A HALF

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 4:04pm UTC

COMING SOON:
FEBRUARY 14th
FOREVER ALONE OFFICIAL DAY

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:47pm UTC

Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is that?
Student: Obviously past.

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TheNewGirl1
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 11:28am UTC

I'm not ugly
I just haven't been photoshoped yet

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TheNewGirl1
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October 11, 2011 10:44am UTC

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
« One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. «

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