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TheNameIsBarbie
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August 12, 2012 4:04pm UTC
Plot Twist: Jimmy didn't protest.

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ChocoTaco
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March 23, 2013 7:33pm UTC
Do you ever have those days
When you feel like there is a huge bubble of depression
enveloping your whole body and there is no way to get out?

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Lolsorue_girl
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March 23, 2013 4:30pm UTC
How I explain a conversation:
Me: I was like- then she was like- then I was like- and she was like-

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jimmy365
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March 23, 2013 6:05pm UTC
Teacher: Do you have your homework?
Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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Hale_Storm18
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March 2, 2013 11:00am UTC
The ridiculous thing is that I'm actually really smart,
but I manage to be the dumbest person alive.

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ChocoTaco
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March 2, 2013 1:12pm UTC
*Me In Church*
On the outside: *Looking at the priest doing nothing*
On the inside: *Having this amazing story in my head where ninjas break in through the windows, and I have to rescue all the scared people in the church. Then I save the day and everyone loves me.*

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AlNicholas
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February 24, 2013 8:46pm UTC
who told spiders it was ok to come inside of my house this is not some kind of hotel im running you need to leave

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Erica_213
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February 25, 2013 1:02pm UTC
When your best friend is not at school, you're just sitting there like a loser.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC
I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
it would solve obesity in the United States
and starvation in Africa

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:04pm UTC
i get offended
when my friends
dont invite me to things
but when they do
invite me to things i
never want to go
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 4:26pm UTC
I said leave,
but all i really want is you
to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming
I'm in love with you
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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flyingbacon7
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February 21, 2013 8:30pm UTC
Why am I so broken?
He was never even mine

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ChocoTaco
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February 22, 2013 2:48pm UTC
Maybe if I fall asleep
I won't breathe right
Maybe if I leave tonight
I won't come back

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jimboslice3
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February 16, 2013 3:46pm UTC
Me telling a story
Me: I have to tell you this story about-
Me: *Starts laughing*
Me: *Deep breath*
Me: Ok so there was this...
Me: *Starts laughing*

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 16, 2013 7:06pm UTC
WHY ARE THEY CALLED TEA PARTIES
WE COULD LITERALLY JUST CALL THEM PARTEAS OMG
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:58pm UTC
when you & your best friend
say the same thing at the same time.

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jimmy365
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February 16, 2013 1:01pm UTC
if the pope can give up then
so can i
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
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February 16, 2013 3:31pm UTC
I'd shave my legs
for you

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