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TheNameIsBarbie

1. TheNameIsBarbie
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 6:12pm UTC
   Attractive male: Hello :)
   Me: Oh dear god..
   Me: what do I do
   Me: Hey(:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: wait no that was wrong
   
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2. TheNameIsBarbie
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2013 3:35pm UTC
   Okay Witty,
   I need your help with a debate that me and my bestie can't work out.
   Taylor Swift vs. Lana Del Rey
   Your help would be much appreciated ♥.
   
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3. TheNameIsBarbie
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Jimmy didn't protest.
   
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4. TheNameIsBarbie
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   July 30, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. TheNameIsBarbie
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   If a vampire bites a zombie,
   does the vampire become a zombie,
   or does the zombie become a vampire?
   
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6. TheNameIsBarbie
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   The 30 second advertisement before a Youtube video
   makes me die a little inside.
   
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7. TheNameIsBarbie
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   The mirror can lie
   It doesn't show you what's inside
   
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8. TheNameIsBarbie
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   July 11, 2012 3:15pm UTC
   I don't wanna be afraid,
   I wanna wake up feeling beautiful today
   
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9. TheNameIsBarbie
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Apparently,
   you burn 720 calories in an 8 hour sleep. And my mom says I get no exercise..
   ...
   
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10. TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    'yolo' whispered the ginger boy as he emerged into the sunlight
    
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11. TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:33am UTC
    Being Irish #11
    They are not potatoes, they are spuds.
    
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12. TheNameIsBarbie
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    June 18, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    B.o.B: Open up the fridge 'bout 20 times, but you still can't find no food in it, that's foolishness.
    Me: You know me so well..
    
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13. TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    I wish we could add quotes to more than
    one category
    just me?
    
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14. TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Every time I see a quote that says
    'This quote does not exist',
    theres a mini Lindsey Lohan in my head saying
    " T h e l i m i t d o e s n o t e x i s t ! "
    
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15. TheNameIsBarbie
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    June 14, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Being Irish #11
    'Sure for the craic' is a perfectly valid reason to do absolutely anything
    
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16. TheNameIsBarbie
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    June 12, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Being Irish #10
    Being called 'daycent', 'beor', or a 'pure ride' is a huge compliment
    
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17. TheNameIsBarbie
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    June 12, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Being Irish #9
    'Jaysus, you're a horrid eejit' is a perfectly normal thing to say to someone
    
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18. TheNameIsBarbie
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    June 12, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Being Irish #8
    Seeing people collecting the dole (unemployment benefit) in their work uniform
    
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19. TheNameIsBarbie
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    June 12, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Being Irish #7
    In America, its St.Patrick's Day, but in Ireland, its Paddy's Day
    
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20. TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Being Irish #6
    "F/ck off" can mean "Are you serious?"
    
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