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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    I JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW
    THAT I GAVE MY ALL AND DID MY BEST
    BROUGHT SOMEONE happiness
    LEFT THIS WORLD A LITTLE BETTER
    just because i was here

  2. kara008 kara008 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I'M NO LONGER
    young and beautiful?

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    I need someone who needs me.
    Because my problem is that I
    Always need someone, but they
    End up leaving because no one
    Ever needs me.

  4. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC
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  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    He's [x] not [x] sorry.
    he knows exactly what hes doing when hes doing it.
    he knows how its going to make you feel, but he
    does it anyways. he knows its going to hurt you,
    he knows its going to make you cry, but he doesnt care.
    hes all about himself. he tells you that hes
    sorry, then he goes off and does it again. hes not
    sorry honey, no matter what he says, he isn't sorry.
    you deserve so much better.

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    When I die, I want
    my ashes scattered across the Internet.

  7. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:47am UTC
    But when it comes to you,
    I’m never good enough

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I guess nobody ever really does mean to fall in love.
    But it happens, and love brands itself on your brain.
    Its like a new street appearing overnight
    in the city you’ve lived in your whole life.
    The street is one way
    - you can’t turn and get off it-
    and it curves up ahead
    so that you can only see far enough
    to know that you’re heading into the unknown.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:06am UTC
    homework
    homewor
    homewo
    homew
    home
    hom
    ho
    h
    ho
    how
    how a
    how ab
    how abo
    how abou
    how about
    how about n
    how about no

  11. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    Put some faith in me,
    and someday you'll see there's a diamond under
    all this dust.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:31am UTC
    8 hours sleep:
    me: okay...
    just under
    8 hours sleep:
    me: even worse...
    3 hours sleep:
    me: OUT OF MY WAY EVERYBODY
    I'VE GOT PLACES TO BE AND PEOPLE TO SEE
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

  14. xXAnnaXx xXAnnaXx
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    If You Like:
    -Ed Sheeran
    -Andy Grammer
    -Jason Mraz
    -Grace Potter
    -He is We
    -A Rocket to the Moon
    -Sleeping With Sirens
    -Pierce the Veil
    -Birdy
    -Parachute
    -The Vampire Diaries
    -The Lying Game
    -Pretty Little Liars
    -Greek
    -Awkward
    -The Summer Series (The Summer I Turned Pretty, etc.)
    -The Perks of Being a Wallflower
    -Fallen
    -The Hunger Games
    -If I Stay
    -The Future of Us
    -Ed Sheeran
    -Ed Sheeran
    -Ed Sheeran
    Understand, I Wanna Talk To You

  15. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
    not my joke just though it was hilarious

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    if my life was a tv show,
    i'd be that one character
    who does such awkward,
    embarrasing things that
    you actually have to look
    away from the screen
    and just whisper "no no
    no no why would you
    do that omfg no!!!!!!!!!"

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Remember in Hannah Montana when Hannah said she didn't like carrots
    and then she said she liked carrots so, basically, every little girl started to eat carrots? I always thought that was so unrealistic. And then Louis Tomlinson said that he liked girls who eat carrots and bad things happened.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    sometimes
    i get really angry about
    the way bologna is spelled
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    i have friends,
    but they have friends
    AND THEY HAVE PARTIES,
    and i'm so awkward.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    HAS ANYONE ELSE
    ever had that one guy friend ?
    i think you know which one i'm talking about.
    THE ONE WHO YOU'RE REALLY CLOSE TO,
    AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS TEASE YOU ABOUT EACH OTHER.
    both of you laugh it off,
    BUT THE WHOLE TIME, THERE'S A LITTLE VOICE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
    whispering, "what if ?"

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